Here are some random Scarlett Johansson hotness for you to enjoy, because as the saying goes, Scarlett Johansson hotness a day keeps the doctors away. Or something like that. Hey, I’m no poet, get off my back.
2 March 2006
Well, the Hungarian edition of Elle Magazine, anyway. Close enough, right? Here she is.
8 February 2006
Here’s a bigger version of that upcoming Vanity Fair Cover with Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley nude on the cover. The guy is Tom Ford, who from what I’ve read, likes to get naked a lot in his own covers. Also, Rachel McAdams was supposed to be the third naked babe, but she chickened out and Ford apparently took her place. Urgh, I’d rather see Rachel. Anyways, below is the bigger version of the cover. Enjoy!
7 February 2006
The online gossip rags are all abuzz about Rachel McAdams apparently walking out of a proposed Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue cover that was to showcase her, Keira Knightley, and Scarlett Johansson nude. The whole shebang was apparently the brainchild of designer Tom Ford, known for his propensity for nudeness. (read that story here)
29 January 2006
Two new pictures of Scarlett Johansson, one from Allure Magazine and the other from Studio Magazine. She’s a lovely young lady. No wonder she’s the “It” girl of the century and #1 on everyone’s list of just about everything worth listing about, including hotness, talent, scorching hotness, and overwhelming talent. You know, those kinds of list. Plus, that secret list I keep in my heart, of course.
25 January 2006
One of the first pics of movie babe Scarlett Johansson doing an ad for make-up company L’Oreal, which just signed her as their spokesmodel for a ton of cash. I think it’s a billion dollars or something. Check out the first pics from the ad below:

25 January 2006
Scarlett Johansson takes her golden globes, wrapped in an amazing red dress, to the Golden Globes red carpet. Now at this time I should be making some juvenile joke about Scarlett Johansson having great globes, but of course I’m not going to. I mean, I have too much respect for Scarlett — er, um… Scarlett! Golden Globes! Yummy! I hate myself.
25 January 2006
Scarlett Johansson at the Match Point red carpet, showing some amazing cleavage. In the Woody Allen-directed movie, Scarlett plays an American woman who romances a scummy British guy. Can you blame the poor bloke? Scarlett’s got great, erm, talent. Yeah, that’s it. Talent. Ahem.
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25 January 2006
Actress Scarlett Johansson in Angeleno Magazine from 2005. I’m not sure what Angeleno Magazine does, or is about, but er, well, I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s about Los Angeles, though. Then again, I thought Razor Magazine was about razors, so what do I know.
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17 January 2006
Scarlett Johansson’s “revealing” shoot for Esquire Magazine. And by “revealing” I of course mean it’s one of those photoshoots that makes you sit up and take notice. Well, maybe not sit up, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, hint hint, and all that stuff.
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13 January 2006
Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet of Maxim Magazine’s “Bowls for Dollars” bash. I know, when you read the title you thought Scarlett Johansson had finally stripped down for Maxim. Hey, I know how you feel, and I feel bad about misleading you. Heh heh. Ahem. Maybe in the future, kids. Let’s all close our eyes and wish together. I know we can make it happen!
11 January 2006
Scarlett Johansson’s brief spread for GQ Magazine from 2004. Oh, to see more of Scarlett Johansson besides two lousy photos. Still, two lousy photos from Scarlett is like, urm, fifty Paris Hilton photos. Or somethin’.

11 January 2006
Young Scarlett Johansson has an impressive rack — er, I mean, she’s got a lot of talent. I mean, look at all the movies she’s gone. Very diffrent. She’s bound to win an Oscar or two. And oh yeah, she has an impressive rack, too. Damn those are some great cleavage!
14 December 2005
Young Miss Scarlett Johansson, who just turned 21 a few days ago, is easily the hardest working woman in Hollywood at the moment. Now that she’s turned 21, we’re hoping she’ll, er, show us more. I think you know what I mean. Ahem.
4 March 2006