French Presidential Candidate Segolene Royal is Hot for a 53 Year Old Socialist

Okay, so maybe she’s French, and you know my stand on the French. And yeah, maybe she is a card carrying member of France’s Socialist Party (I didn’t even know these people had actual parties, I thought they lived in boxes in alleyways and came out every now and then to hold up signs about the end of the world). Still, I’d take Segolene Royal over Hilary Clinton anyday. At the very least, she’s not a bad looking broad for 53, and there are no thunder thighs to wince at. On May 6 she will be facing off against Conservative hardliner Nicolas Sarkozy for the French throne — er, I mean, Presidency. I’d vote for Segolene if I could. It’s not everyday you get a chance to vote in a bangable President, even if she is a Socialist.