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What Do you Call a Gaggle of Victoria’s Secret Models in One Location? Heaven, of Course.

When you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, you basically have one job: sell, sell, sell. Sell what? Um, whatever it is they think of to sell, which could be anything from undies you can eat to machineguns. Okay, so Victoria’s Secret doesn’t sell machineguns just yet, but trust me, it’s only a matter of time. (Yeah, right, like you guys wouldn’t buy an assault rifle if Miranda Kerr was holding it in an ad — while dress in her undies, of course. Two, please!) So with the holidays on the horizon, the Victoria’s Secret girls are out in force doing what they do best — selling the brand. Now normally this many hot women in one place would give me the vapors something awful, but since I’m not a Southern Belle, I’ll just have to deal with it. Present and accounted for are Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr. (I think there is one girl there who I haven’t seen before…)

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Selita’s Hot, and You Can Take That to the Ebanks!

It’s not everyday that you can say you just made a totally gratuitous post for a supermodel from the Cayman Islands, but lo and behold, we’re going to say it now, because here’s Selita Ebanks, a Caymanian supermodel, Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, and when she has time, a Sports Illustrated bikini wearing babe, where she first made her debut in the 2007 edition. Speaking of which, I’ve always wanted to visit the Cayman Islands, but for whatever reason, never got around to it. Why? It’s a combination of not knowing where the hell the Cayman Islands is, and not having the money to get there even if I did. Oh well. Grab yourself some bank. Selita Ebanks, that is.

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Supermodels at the Superbowl

Yeah, yeah, so there was a great football game going on at Superbowl 42 (Roman numerals are so last week), but the real great stuff was going on in the background, what with all the high-priced hookers, celebrity parties, and then there’s this Victoria’s Secret extravaganza, where Victoria brought out the big guns to entertain the masses in the form of Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks, and Karolina Kurkova. Okay, so maybe Lima is the only big gun, but you know, throw in a hot blonde and an equally hot African American and you got yourself a royale supermodel bash. Check them out at the VS party doing what they do best — looking hot by just showing up.

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Selita Ebanks

You would be forgiven for thinking that the blokes at Victoria’s Secrets only hires Brazilians or Argentinians to walk their runways and slip on their lingerie for the catalogs. After all, name one non-Brazilian in the VS farm system right now? Okay, there are plenty, but how many of them are Americans like Selita Ebanks? Or at least, British-Americans? (Hey, half of insanely hot is still pretty hot.) Originally born on the Cayman Islands, Selita Ebanks has done work for VS as well as Ralph Lauren, Levi’s, Abercrombie & Fitch, Tommy Hilfiger, and Clinique. The woman gets around!

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The Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show Pixapalooza

A sea of hotties on a Tuesday night? Why not? Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Caroline Trentini, Flavia De Oliveira, Heather Marks, Selita Ebanks, Jessica Stam, Izabel Goulart, Katja Shchekina, Raquel Zimmerman, and Julia Stegner doing the Victoria’s Secret 2006 fashion show. In their underoos. Really, really sexy underoos. Dear God, I think I’m in love. Like, every other second, I mean. ‘Nuff said.

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