Shakira Sex Tape Scandal: Yes, a Threesome is Involved
How does that Shakira song go, “These hips don’t lie”? Well let’s hope this article at AOL isn’t lying, when it reports that a sex tape involving Shakira and two men, Alejandro Sanz and Antonio de la Rúa, doing the dirty deed onboard a yacht may be in existence, and that it just might be in the hands of prosecutors. Why’s that? Apparently because two employees of Sanz was just arrested for trying to extort money from the trio, using a purported sex tape between them as leverage. Their excuse for trying to extort money? Sanz was making them work too hard. Wow. Really? It should be noted that all the parties involved have denied the existence of the tape, but then again, don’t they always?
Latin Flavor: Shakira
I’ll grant you that making Shakira our Latin Flavor of the day is something of a cheat. After all, I think I’ve sort of (without really saying so) establish that the Latin Flavor category is really to be used to introduce you to Latina hotties you might not have ever heard of. Then again, it’s my site so I’m gonna post whatever the heck I want, and right now I want to see some smoking hot Shakira, so that’s what we’re all gonna get. Suck it up! By the way, I hear Shakira’s hip-gyrating goodness is twice as good live, so if she ever comes to your hometown, run out and grab tickets. And if you can’t afford one, rob some old lady and buy one. (Note: This site does not condone mugging of any kind.)
Shakira Performing at the 2006 MTV VMAs
I don’t understand a word Shakira says, sings, or any of her song’s choruses. But I’ll be damn if the lady ain’t h-o-t, and that spells hot in any language. (Well, actually, it only spells “hot” in English, but you know what I mean.) Here’s Shakira performing, I’m guessing, “Hips Don’t Lie” at the 2006 MTV VMAs. Just ignore that guy hanging onto Shakira’s hips; seriously, couldn’t she do this song by herself?
Shakira Bikini Pictures
Shakira Shakira! Well it’s about time we got bikini pictures of Spanish songstress Shakira. Oh sure, she’s half-naked anyway in most of her videos, but she’s always wearing those — what do you call theM? Oh right — pants. Well here she is sans pants showing off those famous hips in France somewhere. Parlez vouz shou shu? For those who don’t speak French, that means, “Oh Hell yeah.” I think.
Shakira at the Latin Billboard Awards
Latin songstress and booty shaker Shakira at the 2006 Latin Billboard Awards, which, if I’m not mistaken, means “No Whiteys Allowed”. Here’s Shakira on the red carpet, receiving awards, and on stage performing with that refugee black dude who doesn’t really have much of a career beyond singing back-up for pretty musicians who are much, much more popular than he is. *cough* Lauryn Hill *cough*
Shakira in Elle Magazine
Mexican hottie Shakira shakes her booty (well, she doesn’t shake very much) in the latest issue of Elle Magazine. This is probably the most understated I’ve ever seen Shakira, and frankly, I’m not sure I like it!
More Shakira
More pictures of Shakira, who is really hot. Look at these pictures — told ya she’s on fire. Kinda fancy, but whatever, Shakira is smokin’.
Shakira in Blender Magazine
Latina sex symbol and songstress Shakira likes to shake her moneymaker and why not, that thing’s capable of making a lot of money! Here she is in Blender Magazine looking sexy as hell while rolling about on a beach. All women should look this curvy.