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Paris Hilton vs. Shanna Moakler — Who Ya Got!!?

4 October 2006

It’s tough being hot, talentless, and husbandless (yes, that’s a word and I’m sticking to it) in Hollywood, hence probably the reason why hotel heiress Paris Hilton and former Playboy playmate Shanna Moakler got to swingin’ earlier today at around 1:00 a.m. at the Hyde Nightclub, where all the young pretty people party, or so I’m told. TMZ got the full scoop, and it ain’t pretty. Well, it kinda is, we are talking about the pretty people here, but it’s also half retarded; but then again, Paris is involved, so that’s to be expected.

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Meet the Divorce Lawyers: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are Splitsville

15 August 2006

I’m betting that the reason former playboy playmate and sometimes wannabe actress Shanna Moakler is splitting from her husband, Blink 182 drummer and tattoo fiend Travis Barker, is because of all the tattoos. I mean, come on, when you’re tatting your friggin’ neck, you got a problem, man. Or maybe it’s the curse of the MTV reality show, as Barker and Moakler becomes the second couple to split after being featured in their very own MTV reality show where every episode was about how much they love each other and wabby wobby doo doo. Mind you, not that I’m gloating. (But seriously, Barker needs to chill with the tattoos. What’re you gonna tell your grandkids when you’re 90, Barker? Dumbass.)

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Shanna Moakler in The Early Years

28 January 2006

Some more Shanna Moakler to round out my sudden burst of Shanna obsession, which is about as rabid as my current obsession with Stacy Keibler, minus all the fan fiction. Urm, did I say that out loud? Forget you heard that. I command you to forget — now!

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Shanna Moakler in Stuff and Maxim Magazine

28 January 2006

Blonde babe Shanna Moakler is the wife of Blink 182’s Travis Barker. You know, the guy with all those tattoos? Way way way way too much tattoos? Yeah, him. And yeah, her. Here, cleaning house. I think. I’d pay for someone to clean my house dressed like this!

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