Shannon Elizabeth in Maxim
I don’t know what this says about Shannon Elizabeth’s movie career, but she’s getting to be known more as a celebrity who plays poker than an actress who sometimes plays poker. She really seems to love the game, and hey, why not? Poker is great fun, and a great way to lose your house to that creepy neighbor down the street who insists on playing poker with you, but only if his buddy “Rich” can join them, Rich being from out of town and what not. So what was I saying? Oh right, Shannon Elizabeth is in the current issue of Maxim Magazine, and though it’s not spectacular, Shannon Elizabeth is still easy on the eyes, and it’s good enough.
Promos from Dancing with the Stars
Or at least, er, the attractive ones. We’re talking about Shannon Elizabeth, Priscilla Presley, and Marlee Matlin. Hey, I have nothing against Monica Seles and Kristi Yamaguchi, or Marissa Jaret Winokur (whoever the hell that is), but it’s all about Shannon Elizabeth and the forever young Priscilla Presley. Here are their official promos from the show. Now I don’t actually watch the show or anything, but you know, just in case you end up watching it, by accident or whatever, you can always tell your girlfriends that you tuned in simply to dig the hotties like Shannon, Priscilla, and Marlee. And if that doesn’t work, just hit her over the head with a pan and keep watching.
Whatever Happened to … Shannon Elizabeth?
“American Pie” was more than eight years ago, but it mind as well be twenty for the good it did Shannon Elizabeth’s movie career. Okay, so it basically launched her movie career, or what little she has at the moment, because without it who knows where she would be. And where is that, exactly? Um, I’m not sure. I haven’t seen a whole lot of Shannon Elizabeth in the movies lately. If she’s been in any A-list pictures, then it must have been small roles, because I haven’t heard the name “Shannon Elizabeth” anywhere besides ESPN, where she plays annually at the World Series of Poker Main Event for as long as I’ve started watching about 4-5 years ago. In any case, we like to think that Shannon Elizabeth is out there getting ready to burst back onto the scene, but perhaps we’re just too optimistic.
Shannon Elizabeth with the Pussycat Dolls
Shannon Elizabeth hasn’t had much of a movie career since wowing men everywhere with her turn as Russian exchange student Nadia on “American Pie”, so maybe appearing with the Pussycat Dolls will help. But probably not. In any case, it certainly can’t hurt. I don’t know if Shannon Elizabeth can sing or dance, but she can look pretty damn good in very little clothes, and really, isn’t that the whole point of the Pussycat Dolls?
Hollywood Babes Love Poker
Hollywood babes love poker. Well, actually, I can only count two, Shannon Elizabeth and Jennifer Tilly, who really really loves poker enough that they keep showing up at poker tourneys. Tilly has basically made a second career out of playing poker if all her appearances in various poker tourneys on TV is any indication. (I guess the “Bride of Chucky” money ran out, huh?) Shannon Elizabeth is way too hot to actually be a good poker player, and Robin Tunney, who doesn’t look so happy at the table in these pictures, falls somewhere in-between. Maybe she can win some money and send them to the “Prison Break” gang? I hear they’re on the run from Johnny Law and a pack of sniffing dogs. But I digress. Here’s Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Tilly, and Robin Tunney at the 2006 World Series of Poker.
Shannon Elizabeth is All-American
What better way to start our post-July 4th return to work (and by “work” I of course mean not really working) by posting pictures of an All-American beauty like Shannon Elizabeth, who as irony would have it, became famous for playing a hot-to-trot foreign exchange student in “American Pie”. But nevermind that junk. Ain’t she purty? I’d like a piece of her American Pie any day. (Urgh, how lame. All the BBQ has stunted my (non-existent) creativity.)
Babes at the Friends of El Faro Party
I don’t know who El Faro is, or how he managed to hook up with so many babes, but the results speak for themselves. Some of the hotties on the red carpet trying to get into the El Faro party included the frecklelicious Olivia Munn, the grinning joker herself Maria Menounos, “Las Vegas” showgirl Molly Sims, and finally, “American Pie’s” Shannon Elizabeth. Will someone please give Shannon Elizabeth a job already?
Babes at the Maxim Hot 100 List Party
As always, get a list of hot babes together, and the hot babes themselves are bound to show up. Which reminds me, I gotta start my own list, dammit! Anyways, here are a ton of hot ladies at the Maxim Hot 100 List party, including everyone’s favorite recent divorcee exchange student Shannon Elizabeth, the always “Charming” Alyssa Milano, bountiful teen tart Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more bountiful than ever, mob princess Jamie-Lynn Siegler, and R&B and ablicious Goddess Christina Milian, who, disappointly, didn’t show off her abs.
Shannon Elizabeth’s Ex Wants Her Money
It sucks being a Hollywood couple, especially if you didn’t start out as one. Then one of you gets famous, the other gets pissed, and a divorce is inevitable. Then the not-famous half wants your money. Lots and lots of it, and everyone knows about it. Such is the sad affair of the ever so sweet Shannon Elizabeth, whose ex wants half of everything she owns. The bastard. Read on…
Shannon Elizabeth Has a Great Pie
Super babe Shannon Elizabeth, of “American Pie” fame, knows how to turn us on, and we love her for it.
The Sexy Girls of American Pie
“American Pie” was funny, but there’s nothing funny about these fabulous babes. God Bless America for Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, and Mena Suvari. Oh yeah, and thank God for whoever invented bikinis.