Haven’t heard all that much from Sheryl Crow ever since she made that mind-bogglingly stupid statement about how we should all use one layer of toilet paper to clean our dirty asses after we go to the bathroom in order to save the planet. Well, okay, so that’s one of the dumber things a hot girl has ever said, but being hot and whatnot, she gets a break. And after showing up on the cover and inside the pages of Shape Magazine showing off some riotously groovy abs, I’m gonna pretend Sheryl Crow never said that dumb thing about toilet paper. Which means you should forget what I just wrote to start off this post. Okay? Great. Now enjoy some crow.

So John Mayer was on stage doing one of his girly love songs when Sheryl Crow showed up on stage wearing nothing but a bikini in an attempt to distract him. Later, two guys in diapers came out to join her. Apparently this was in retaliation for a prank Mayer pulled on Crow earlier at a show Crow was doing, where Mayer showed up in a bear suit and guitar. You know, if this is how Sheryl Crow gets revenge (by dressing up in a two-piece bikini and parading half naked on stage), then man, I gotta get my girlfriend to get revenge on me soon! (Oh who am I kidding. I don’t have a girlfriend…)

Didn’t you sort of saw this coming? After all, cyclist Lance Armstrong dump his wife, who had stuck with him during his cancer, for singer Sheryl Crow, and now the two are separated. They said this in a statement: