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Sanjaya Malakar Eliminated from American Idol

Good news and bad news, guys — the good news is that the horribly untalented Sanjaya Malakar has finally been eliminated from American Idol last night (suck on it, Howard Stern!), but the bad news is that we won’t be seeing anymore of Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali, Sanjaya’s insanely hot 19-year old sister and ex-Hooters waitress, who always shows up in the audience during the episode tapings. Damn you, American Idol! Damn you Simon for constantly criticizing Sanjaya! Damn you all! Shyamaaaaaaaaaaali!!!!!!

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Sanjaya Malakar is Maxim’s “Girl of the Day”

With the caption, “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow”, those kooky guys over at Maxim has deemed American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar as their “Girl of the Day“. Obviously this is a big joke, as Sanjaya isn’t a girl. Right? Frankly I’d just ignore Sanjaya and do something on his sister Shyamali Malakar. I mean, come on, Maxim guys, the girl plays guitars naked! That’s at least 50 brownie points in my book.

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Shyamali Malakar is My Hooters Girl Idol

Go figure. The most popular contestant on Season Six of American Idol turns out not to be the one with the sex scandal, or even made it into the final round of, what, 24? It’s no other than Shyamali Malakar, who got kicked off the show after the contestants reached Los Angeles. We don’t know what the hell the judges were thinking (especially Simon. Come on, man! You fubar us by not keeping her on, Simon, you dolt!), but we sure miss seeing Shyamali Malakar performing every week instead of that dopey, girly brother of hers. What’s his name, Sanjaya? And hey, guess what? Apparently Shyamali Malakar is also a Hooters Girl, and she looks DAMN GOOD in her Hooters uniform. OH MY.

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