Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller in G.I. Joe Promos
In case you haven’t heard, Hollywood is making a live-action movie based on that little cartoon you run home every day to watch. You know, “G.I. Joe”? The one about those wacky soldiers dressed in wacky individual costumes that fights guys in silver masks who worship snakes? Or something like that. I didn’t really pay that much attention to the show, but I always thought it was kind of retarded that “the army” had a bunch of soldiers who all dressed differently. Anyways, two of the characters from the show, and now the movie, are Scarlett and the Baroness. Rachel Nichols plays Scarlett and Sienna Miller gets the Baroness in the movie. And yeah, those skin-tight black outfits sure look mighty fine on the young ladies…
Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures
British actress Sienna Miller was at a beach somewhere at some point in time doing the bikini thing. Where? When? Why? Um, all very dumb questions, especially when there’s a very pretty girl running up a beach splashing herself all wet. Besides making a menace of herself to her various boyfriends and paparazzos out there, Sienna Miller can also be seen in the action movie “G.I. Joe” come 2009. She’ll be playing The Baroness, and yes, she’ll spend most of her time onscreen wearing a skin-tight black outfit. Word (and set pictures) also has it that Sienna is also nekkid in “Hippie Hippie Shake”, which I think is about, um, hippies. And shakes. Because, as we all know, hippies love their shakes. Stinking hippies.
Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures
Let’s face it, Sienna Miller is one of those high-maintenance woman that you love to show off to your buddies, but you’d never bring her home to mom, mostly because you’re afraid she’ll eat everything in sight and then insult your mom’s cooking, before hitting own your grandpa and causing a heart attack. (Don’t say it can’t happen; I’ve seen it happen in person! Oh, I miss grandpa…) But I digress. Here’s British tart — er, actress — Sienna Miller doing the two-piece bikini while on vacation. A yacht, needless to say, is involved. Seriously, yachts and famous people and bikinis. They go together like STDs and the Lohan clan. Please to enjoy.
G.I. Jane Sienna Miller Esquire Cover
In case you don’t know, but British lass Sienna Miller has signed on to play The Baroness in the upcoming live-action G.I. Joe movie, hence the G.I. Jane reference in the title. See, I’m kind of like Dennis Miller, I can throw out irrelevant pop culture references out of my ass, too, which makes me twice as smart as you. Or something to that affect. Anyhoo. Sienna Miller is also the cover girl for Esquire Magazine. If you like seeing Sienna sans clothing, you could check her out in the movie Hippie Hippie Shake, where pictures of her nude on the scene have surfaced online. Oh, Sienna, you wench.
Sienna Miller Wants You! (…to stop Global Warming)
You know, when Al Gore tells me to do my part to defeat Global Warming, I roll my eyes and fall asleep. When Leonardo DiCaprio does likewise, I want to punch him in his perfect life living face. But when Sienna Miller tells me I need to turn down the air conditioner a bit or turn off my cellphone once a day, I want to do it. For just a second, mind you, then I realize she’s a skank who likes to pose nude way too much and when you can’t even stop your man from bonking the babysitter, should you really be telling me I gotta save the Earth, toots? In any case, Miller was recently in India getting in on the Global Warming preaching, and doing a pretty bad job of it. Says the chain-smoking, high-maintenance broad, “If each one of us does our bit, we will be helping to keep global warming from harming our countries.” Yaaaaawn.
Kate Beckinsale is … BARBARELLA?
The latest Hollywood remake news is that British import Kate Beckinsale is in the running for the totally unnecessary (but they’re gonna do it anyway) remake of “Barbarella”, a role originally assayed by a pre-hippie Jane Fonda and based on the comic books by Jean-Claude Forest. This news comes courtesy of Moviehole, who points out that last week Sienna Miller was supposed to be the frontrunner for the role. Can I see Kate as Barbarella? Hell yeah, especially very lightly dressed.
Jessica Biel is Sexier than Scarlett Johansson
Stuff Magazine has released their annual list of “100 Sexiest Women in the Whole Wide World and Beyond” (okay, maybe leave out half of that title), and the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Jessica Biel and her junk in the trunk! Biel, who probably didn’t cry over the recent cancellation of “Seventh Heaven”, topped the poll, as well as second place finisher Scarlett Johansson. The rest of the top 10 was composed of (in order of sexiest to least sexy) Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Katharine McPhee, Sienna Miller, Olivia Wilde, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, and finally, Christina Aguilera.
Neil Gaiman’s “Stardust” Images, Trailer
I’m familiar with Neil Gaiman the British comic book writer, but as I hear it, he also writes novels and what have you, and apparently he’s quite the prolific bloke. One of his works, “Stardust”, is getting the big screen treatmeant, to star Claire Danes, Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sienna Miller, and Charlie Cox, and is being directed by Matthew Vaughn (”Layer Cake”). In the film, a young man promises his beloved that he’ll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm, where he has to contend with witches, goblins, gnomes, talking animals and evil trees. All manner of “Harry Potter”-esque stuff happens.
Sienna Miller Thinks Pittsburgh Sucks Donkey Balls
British tart Sienna Miller is in Pittsburgh at the moment to shoot “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”, and apparently there is no “mystery” what Sienna thinks of the city, if her comments that she hates having to work in “Sh*tsburgh”, as she calls it, to Rolling Stone Magazine is any indication. Complains Miller about having to work in Pittsburgh: “Can you believe this is my life?… Will you pity me when you’re back in your funky New York apartment and I’m still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films.”
Sienna Miller for Basic Instinct 3?
It was recently revealed that British tabloid queen Sienna Miller wanted the lead role in “Basic Instinct 2″, but lost out when Sharon Stone decided to reprive the role of the killer lesbian author. But now with Stone saying No to a part 3, is this then Sienna’s chance to vamp it up? I mean, on the big screen? One can only hope.
Jessica Alba Tops AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women of 2006
AskMen.com recently did their annual Top 99 women of the year, and screen siren Jessica Alba topped the list this year. Coming in second was British hottie Sienna Miller, followed by Angelina Jolie at #3.
Sienna Miller in Interview Magazine
I think we can all agree that Sienna Miller is a major piece of you-know-what, but if you’ve seen the girl in interviews, you know she’s not, shall we say, the easiest person to live with. A real high-maintenance type, if you will; a drama queen with the looks to pull it off. Maybe that’s why Jude Law keeps trying to bonk the help.
Sienna Miller in Maxim Magazine
British hottie Sienna Miller is married to Jude Law, who actually cheated on her with their nanny. No, I kid you not. Look at Sienna’s spread in Maxim, and tell me you’d cheat on this. If anything, you’re supposed to cheat with Sienna Miller, not on her. Stupid Jude.