Seriously, when did tennis players start looking better than some models? I swear, if girls like Ana Ivanovic were around playing tennis back in the day (which was, according to Dane Cook, a Tuesday, by the way — or was it Wednesday), I would have paid more attention to tennis back in high school instead of, you know, goofing off. And of course by goofing off I mean sitting in the corner waiting to be picked, but never getting picked, all because they’re jealous of my skills. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyhoo, here are some pictures of Belgrade’s hottest tennis player Ana Ivanovic doing something looking very good. Yum. Belgrade hotties. They go great with butter.
14 February 2008
Our Sports Babe of the Day is Russian skater Irina Slutskaya, who I always thought was a bit of a sore thumb on the ice, being sexy and whatnot in a sport full of 12-year old kids with squeaky voices and 12-year old boy bodies. Wait, did I just admit that I watch woman’s figure skating? Um, because you know, I don’t. I’m way too manly for figure skating. I mean, come on, everyone knows I’m the manliest man out there, so of course I don’t watch woman’s figure skating. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Please to enjoy some Irina Slutskaya in some Russian magazine.
30 January 2008
Our Sports Babe of the Day is Polish chick boxer Agnieszka Rylik, who, like a lot of sports athletes who show up in our Sports Babe of the Day column, has a face that could use a little bit more time in the make-up chair, but the rest of her combined more than makes up for the rough looks. What I’m trying to say is, the girl has a tight body (as the kids would say) and what’s hotter than a girl with a hot body who can kick your ass if you don’t please her just right? That’s right, Agnieszka Rylik is that kind of hot. Take her in or she’ll beat the hell out of you.
28 January 2008
Our Sports Babe of the Day is Anni Friesinger, a four-time Olympic Gold medalist in speed skating, who hails from Germany, which probably explains why Anni Friesinger has one smoking hot body, but a face that could, well, use some work. But hey, she’s an athlete, and although you wouldn’t exactly call her naturally beautiful, that body could definitely go for days on end and never get tired, especially considering that she’s a speed skater, and those gals know how to get started fast and hard and keep going and going and going… Um, I need a cold shower. Please to enjoy Anni Friesinger in her skivvies.
29 December 2007
I don’t know about you, but when I think “super sexy sports athletes”, I immediately think of curling. What? You don’t? Oh come on, you know it’s true! The long, sleek ice lanes, the big, giant balls that the girls have to hurl — er, I mean, where was? Oh right. Our latest Sports Babe of the Day is Hungarian curler Alexandra Beres, who besides throwing around giant, heavy balls on the ice, is also a fitness model, which explains the tight, athletic body she’s sporting in these pictures. Say what you will, but the combination of those feminine muscles and lingerie works for me. Then again, I’m funny that way.
28 December 2007
When a female athlete decides to pose in a two-piece bikini in a men’s magazine like FHM, you can practically guarantee two things: the girl is going to be attractive, and there is nothing that’s going to stop that body of hers from slammin’ the hell out of her appearance. For my money, nothing can beat an attractive athletic girl, and swimmers have gotten to be some of the most dependable sports babes out there. The latest is Agnes Kovacs, a championship winning swimmer who hails from Hungary, where all great swimmers come from. Right? Um, probably not, but Agnes Kovacs comes from there, and she’s great — or at least, really great to look at.
18 July 2007
Our Sports Babe of the Day, Anastasia Ashley, wasn’t just satisfied with being young, blonde, and walking around with a rockin’ hot body. She had to go and be able to surf, too. The hubris! I’m just kidding, of course. The only thing hotter than a hot girl is one that can do sports like no one’s business (she’s been competing since she was 7!). Besides being one of the more well-known surfers out there, having shown up in various TV shows as herself, she’s also a card-carrying member of PETA. Now while I don’t particularly care for PETA (no one will make me stop eating chicken! No one!), you gotta admit a body like that don’t come with, well, eating chicken every other day. Anastasia Ashley is definitely a great way to pop our Sports Babe of the Day cherry.
22 May 2007
When did race car drivers get this hot, and how long have I not been noticing? Twenty-four year old Ashley Force races in the NHRA, the National Hot Rod Association. You know, those races were people get in those funny looking cars, waits for the light to turn green, then blasts off like, 100 yards or so? I think that’s how the race works. Anyways, Ashley Force has got to be the cutest bundle of cuteness on the whole circuit. In fact, she’s just one bikini photoshoot short of being the hottest bundle of hotness on the NHRA circuit. I don’t know if Ashley’s ever won a circuit race before, but well, that’s never stopped Danica Patrick. And hey, Danica doesn’t have her own Reality TV show on A&E.
18 February 2008