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Texas Tech Coach Mike Leach Doesn’t Like Fat Little Girlfriends
I laughed my ass off when I heard this last week. Still funny as hell when I heard it again this morning.
And you Thought YOUR Team Sucks
25 September 2009
From earlier in the season, a game between Georgia Tech and Clemson. Clemson was down by 21 at halftime but came storming back and nearly won. Georgia Tech pulled the game out with a field goal in the fourth quarter.
Another Classic Baseball Manager Meltdown Moment
17 September 2009
He’s good, but he ain’t no Phillip Wellman.
Soccer Hooliganism: Feel It!
9 September 2009
Yet another reason to enjoy soccer: the after game celebrations. Or, er, kicks in the ass down the flight of bleacher seats.
Continue reading...The Random Page’s Salute to the Return of College Football
3 September 2009
In honor of the return of college football season (finally!) here are some of my (and probably your) favorite TV/movie sports related moments. And yes, they’re all attractive actresses in cheerleader outfits. What, I’m gonna post pictures of big beefy dudes with pads? Get the eff outta here. And oh yeah — Oregon over Boise State, bitches! Take that to the bank!
Continue reading...NBA’s Top 10 Plays of 2009
15 July 2009
Predictably, King “Sore Loser” James gets a primo spot on the list.
Continue reading...And You Thought Leon Lett was a Bonehead…
11 December 2008
Sure, Leon Lett of the Dallas Cowboys is generally regarded as the most talented blunderer in the NFL, but maybe that’s because no one saw this kid yet. I don’t even know his name, and I don’t want to know, because that would just embarrass the kid. Needless to say, pay attention to #1, who has the ball and is running it in for the win when — he stops and lays the ball down — ON THE ONE YARD LINE!!! Yes. It was snowing, and he thought he was in the end zone. I kid you not. One of those, “You have to see it to believe it” plays. I can’t even begin to guess how embarrassed the poor kid felt later on. Leon Lett must be laughing right now. That is, if Leon ever learned how to use the Interwebs, I mean.
The USC Song Girls: It’s Still All About the Sweater
11 December 2008
You know, as much as I don’t have a whole lot of uses for anything USC-related, their Song Girls are some of the hottest cheerleaders out there. Maybe it’s the whole white cotton sweater and short skirt thing, or the fact that all they do is actually just dance and doesn’t tumble around the football stadium like pinatas. Okay, okay, I’m pretty sure it’s all about the cotton sweater and short skirt. Who are we kidding here? But you gotta admit, even if you hate everything about USC (and really, who could blame us for hating those pompous, too-cool-for-you jackasses, you can’t help but appreciate their Song Girls. Okay, so the dancing isn’t so hot (video example below), but the asses doing the shaking is quite fetching, you have to agree. And those damn sweaters and skirt… Man, don’t ever change, girls, don’t ever change.
Dear Sean Avery: May I Please Have Your Sloppy Seconds, Sir?
4 December 2008
If you don’t know who Sean Avery is, then you either don’t watch NHL hockey (you know, that sport where grown men slide around in skates on ice with a stick and hit each other over the head with said sticks? no, no, not the one with the girly men and their wacky tricks, but the other thing with skates and ice), because Sean Avery has been all over the news after going on public TV and calling Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter, two of his former girlfriends who are now dating other men, “sloppy seconds”. Now a lot of people are hating on my man Sean Avery, but I ain’t one of them. In fact, I’m such a big fan of Sean Avery, that I would like to invite him to send me some of his future sloppy seconds. As long as, you know, they look like the two women below.
Yao Ming Wants you to Eat the Head, Bitches!
24 November 2008
Come on, is there anything more annoying than those Charles Barkley-Dwayne Wade Fave Five commercials for T-Mobile? Seriously, everytime I see that thing on TV, I want to ram my head through the screen. Then the makers of the commercial decided to mix things up and added Yao Ming into the mix. The premise: Charles Barkley and Dwayne Wade are out to dinner at a Chinese restaurant frequented by Yao Ming at Yao’s recommendation. Their first dish are shrimps. Live shrimps. Funny, funny stuff. Check it out. And remember, kids, the head is the best part! P.S. Dwayne Wade’s reaction? Priceless. I don’t know if that’s just good acting or if they sprung that on him without his knowledge, cause it made me laugh my ass off when I first saw it.
Another Reason why Soccer Blows
19 November 2008
See, this is precisely why I joined the Americans Against Soccer Association (or AASA as we like to call ourselves), because soccer blows, and kids shouldn’t be playing it in the States. Here’s a good example of why soccer sucks: the French plays it. I mean, come on, the French! Those guys haven’t enjoyed doing something yet that has been worthwhile. But hey, don’t let my totally illogical bias against the French sway you. Check out this footage of a soccer move gone terribly, terribly wrong. Then listen to the kids laughing as one of their own takes a shot to the face. See what I mean? Soccer doesn’t just suck donkey balls, it also turns your kids into bastards! Now you understand? (P.S. AASA is currently accepting applications for new members…)
This is How to NOT Play Dodgeball
8 October 2008
Hey kids, remember dodgeball? No? Well, let me assure you, there was actually a sports played in public school called dodgeball. It involved getting a bunch of kids together, and trying not to pick the fat and slow kids in your class. That done, you separate into two sides, and begin flinging balls at each other. Yup, we actually did that in school. You know, before America became a country of pussies, and they started outlawing dodgeball in school. Hey, if I had to get hit in the balls by a big, inflated ball, then by God my kids are gonna get smack there, too! Anyways, in case you ever find yourself playing dodgeball, this is NOT how you do it. I.e. use your hands, or if you must, your back, but for crying out loud, don’t try to catch with your face. Good times, good times…
Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Ball Tosser
23 July 2008
Celebrities tossing first pitches at baseball games are a dime a dozen, and most of them aren’t worth talking about. How did you like that retarded shit Mariah Carey pulled at the mound a few weeks back? Talk about assbackwards moronic. Emmanuelle Chriqui recently tossed out the first pitch at a Dodgers-Cubbies game in Los Angeles, and let me just say, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. She looks mighty fine doing it; but post-Mariah Carey, anyone who doesn’t look like a total retard standing out there on the mound is a-okay in my book. Check out Emmanuelle Chriqui tossing a ball around. That’s right, Emmanuelle, clutch that ball tightly…
Hit and Run Dumbass Rampage Jackson is Easy to Catch
16 July 2008
Now I haven’t exactly been keeping up with the career of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, but I do know a little about him. He’s a UFC fighter, and before that, he was doing Pride Fighting. The first time I saw him, he was bodyslamming some poor Japanese dope into the mat over and over again until the dude surrendered. Then he won the UFC champ by knocking out some guy, then some guy knocked him out and he lost the champ recently, and now it looks like Jackson has been arrested for hit-and-run. While he was driving a big-ass truck with big-ass tires. With his portrait painted on the side. Of the truck. Yeah, not exactly hard to spot the dude, as you can imagine.
Ball Girl Makes Amazing Wall Leaping Catch
25 June 2008
Holy crap! Did you just see that? Yup, it was live and it was real — a ball girl at a Triple A baseball game (that’s minor league for those of you who don’t habla baseball) really did just leap into the far wall, pushed off once, landed on another wall, and caught a flying baseball coming at her at who knows how many miles per second with a simple twist of her body. Take a look at the outfielder’s reaction when the girl tosses him the ball and casually runs back to her chair to take her seat. Holy cow! Someone either get this girl a gymnastics scholarship or sign her up for the WNBA! See for yourself. Quite possibly the most amazing catch I’ve seen on a baseball field — by a girl!
Charles Barkley Gets Punked on TNT
9 May 2008
I love Charles Barkley. Not because he’s the smartest guy on TV, or the best basketball player to ever play the game despite being grossly overweight, but because it’s so fun watching him on TNT’s pre and post-game shows. I love the fact that Barkley will always say what he thinks, even when it turns out to be completely wrong. And let’s face it, even fans of Charles will have to say that the dude gets a lot of things wrong. Like, 9 out of 10 things he says turns out wrong, especially on basketball. But he’s a riot, and during a recent TNT showing, Charles got punked. Reading teleprompters are so easy that sometimes those reading it don’t even bother to think about what they’re reading. Here’s one such occasion. You’ve been punked, Charles!
Chris Paul is Unstoppable
6 May 2008
If you’re an NBA fan, then you must be loving the playoffs. Forget the overrated Boston Celtics or the Lakers — it’s all about Chris Paul and the New Orleans Hornets. Yes, you heard me correct: Chris Paul and the bloody New Orleans Hornets. Now when was the last time you heard of the Hornets making waves in the Playoffs? Well they’re doing it now, and it’s all because of #3, third-year player Chris Paul. And no, I’m not being hyperbolic when I say this guy is, quite possibly, the best point guard to ever suit up for an NBA game since — well, I don’t know who has been this good in my lifetime. I’m sure there are old timers who were this good, but in MY time? Chris Paul is simply unstoppable on the court. Some highlights from his Game 2 against the Spurs for your viewing pleasure. I mean, he’s doing this against THE SPURS, for God’s sake.
Girls Can Do Parkour, too? Not so Much.
2 May 2008
Wikipedia describes parkour as, “an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body.” Basically, “pulling a Jackie Chan”. It was founded by a French guy name David Belle, which explains why the French are very good at it. The guys, anyway. But what about the girls? Um, not so much. Someone put this professionally made video about some “parkour girls” in London. Apparently this is one of those, “if guys can do it, we can do it better” deals. The problem is, they can’t do it better. See the comparisons for yourself.
OMG. Danica Patrick Finally Wins a Race
20 April 2008
Will miracles never cease. After being hyped for what seems like decades, Indy Racing’s most bangable driver, Danica Patrick, has finally won herself a race. Yes, that’s right, the darling of Indy Racing has actually won a race after being hyped endlessly by ESPN. I guess now she can add a trophy to her cabinet full of Sports Illustrated issues and modeling pics. She finally won the trophy at the Indy Japan 300, her 50th start, at the still-hot age of 26. She was emotional after the winning, saying, “When it actually happened, maybe it was a little anticlimactic,” she said. “Then the emotions came out and that was a little girly of me.” Aaaaaaaaaah.
This Guy Takes his Baseball Very Seriously
16 April 2008
Remember that baseball video a while back when the manager, not liking a call, started crawling around the plate and even made-believe pulling and throwing a grenade at the umpire? Well this one is not quite as funny as that, but it is pretty damn incredible. In what looks like minor league ball (or maybe it was high school, one of those), a player is a dead duck on home plate if he had slid in, but in stead he — ready for it? ready for it? — LEAPS OVER the player and lands safe! Really, this guy takes his baseball way too seriously! He could have easily snapped his neck or something equally awful. But much props to the kid. Now THAT is serious commitment to one’s baseball!
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