| April 22, 2008

Fergie Shows Off The Bikini Body

Let’s face it, Fergie, formerly of the Black Eyed Peas, has one of the best bodies in all of pop music. Or hip hop music. Or whatever genre she’s currently getting into nowadays. Unfortunately, while that body is rockin’ like no one’s business, the, well, you know, why delve into the negative when there’s so much positive to focus on? Fergie has a great body, the kind made for a two-piece bikini, like in these pictures. So check out Fergie at the beach making all the other girls jealous. If I was a girl, and was constantly worried about my body image, I’d be pretty mad, too. But don’t hate, ladies, just enjoy. The men are.


| January 4, 2008

Fergie Does the Bikini Thing

Fergie is looking pretty good in these bikini shots from Mexico (ridiculously retarded big glasses and hippie hair notwithstanding), but let’s face it, kids, when that body goes, there won’t be a whole lot there to hold onto. The voice ain’t even all that good; and the face, well, come on, the face is the face, right? But for now, Fergie is still working that va-va-voom body, and as long as she has that going on, people will continue to stomach crap like “London Bridge” and what-have-you that the kids these days listen to. Anyhoo. Fergie. Bikini. Hippie hair.

| December 27, 2007

Fergie in Blender Magazine

Fergie, aka Stacy Ferguson, aka the Duchess, has been much malign for her, shall we say, buttaface, as the kids would say. That is, while everything about Fergie is downright perfect, that face takes a little getting used to. The buttaface doesn’t really show up in this shoot she did for Blender Magazine, but I’m thinking that’s because of the airbrushing they did. Now I don’t mind Fergie’s buttaface, because the rest of the girl is just so bloody slammin’. And I’m talking about that body and those killer abs, of course. Damn the girl is gym rat!

| April 24, 2007

Fergie in her Underwear; so What Else is New?

Fergie (formerly of the Black Eyed Peas) in her underwear or similar garb is nothing knew; have you seen any of her performances even before she went solo? The woman barely wore anything to begin with. And why not? She’s got one of the best bodies in all of music. It’s just that face that is open to debate. But let’s not talk about that, and let’s just concentrate on the good parts. The body. That wonderful, tight, incredible body. Too bad about the face, though… I think these pictures are from one of her music videos or something. Does it matter? It’s Fergie in her undies.

| March 20, 2007

Fergie Looking Good in Maxim

By now anyone with any standards has heard the knock on Fergie — great body, okay voice, but oh man, that face… But you know what? This appearance in Maxim Magazine has Fergie looking pretty damn good. That body, of course, is still as rockin’ as ever (as the kids would say), but that face has gotten better. Now maybe it’s all about the airbrushing, but even so, Fergie has never looked better. Hollaback, girl! (I know, that was very lame. Sigh.) Catch Fergie in Tarantino and Rodriguez’s “Grindhouse” April 7th, 2007.

| February 21, 2007

Stacy Fergie Ferguson: Great Body, Not so Much Face

There’s no way around it: Stacy Fergie Ferguson has a great body, but that face could use some work. And by “some” I of course mean she should go to an island and spend 3 months or so getting reconstructive surgery done by a world class surgeon. After all, she’s rich now, right? She can afford it? Which reminds me of the first time I ever saw Fergie, when she was performing with the Black Eyed Peas. She had on this tiny skirt thing and barely anything else. I was mesmerized to that tiny, tiny skirt thing. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t be? Of course, years later, I realize why she showed so much. Dude, look at her face! Great body, but the face? Not so much.

| September 1, 2006

Fergie Does “London Bridge” at the VMAs

Check out Fergie, late of the terribly overrated Black Eyed Peas, whoring up the VMAs with her performance of “London Bridge” aka “Hollaback Girl” 2.0. That’s Fergie for ya — great body, atrocious face. I swear the girl gets uglier everytime I see her. No wonder she’s always wearing as few clothes as possible. You gotta understand that that’s all the girl has going for her, cause that face — brrrrr.

| May 8, 2006

The Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie

Oh man. I don’t know what to make of these photos of Fergie from the hip-hop group the Black Eyed Peas. In one corner, she’s got a fantastic and rocking body; on the other hand, that face — wow, that face. See and make your own decisions, kids.

| February 13, 2006

Fergie Takes a Shot at Being Classy

Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas is really not this fuzzy looking in person. And she usually doesn’t wear this much clothes. I mean, this is waaaay too much clothes. Normally her choice of wardrobe is a G-string and short-shorts. Here she is in a Barbra Streisand-esque photoshoot where you can barely make out anything through the fog.


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