Wow, remember Stacy Keibler? I know I do. How could I forget? She used to be the Megan Fox of, er, 2007, I think. Or was that 2006? Well, one of those years. Stacy Keibler isn’t doing a whole lot nowadays that I can see, but she’s still keeping that body looking spectacular, and really, isn’t that all that matters? Can you imagine how lucky the guy is who finally gets Stacy to settle down? You’ve got one of the hottest woman in the world making dinner for you. Okay, you’d probably order out a lot, since I don’t imagine Stacy Keibler knows how to cook very well, not with that body she’s got going on. Speaking of killer bod, check it out in a bikini at the beach. Oh my.
3 March 2009
Hey, kids, remember Stacy Keibler? She was supposed to be the next big thing after her stint on Dancing with the Stars. Only it didn’t turn out that way. I don’t know why, to be honest with you. Stacy Keibler is one of the hottest girls on the planet, bikini or not, and she really should be more famous right now. But she’s not. Such is the inequities of life. Or Hollywood. Either/or. Anyways, Stacy Keibler and her publicist wants to remind you that she’s still around, thus this latest appearance in FHM magazine. We’d like to thank Stacy Keibler for reminding us that she’s still around. We had forgotten. We have bad memories here at the Random Page.
18 November 2008
I haven’t a clue what Stacy Keibler has been doing with her time lately, but missing out on her daily runs to the gym was definitely NOT one of them. The girl still looks gangbusters, let me tell you. Which begs the question: what are the chances that we’ll see Stacy Keibler in one of those late-night erotic thrillers? Here’s hoping, right? Anyways, so what’s the best way for Stacy Keibler to let people know that she’s still around and waiting for someone to put her in a big movie? Slip on that itty bitty bikini and hit the beach, perhaps? Hey, if you got it, flaunt it, I always say. Which is why I always go to the beach in a muscle shirt and short-shorts every chance I get. The girls totally dig it. True story. Anyways, Stacy Keibler in a bikini at the beach. Please to enjoy.
12 October 2008
Remember when Stacy Keibler was supposed to be the next big thing in Hollywood? Okay, so maybe she was only supposed to be the next big thing in my mind, being that I was predisposed to liking tall, leggy women with the ability to kick my ass if she so chooses, all the things Stacy Keibler has in abundance. Anyways, the career isn’t exactly skyrocketing, though I still see Stacy show up on a TV show every now and then. I don’t know if she’ll ever return to wrasslin’, where she got her start, but here she is in the pages of Maxim Magazine’s most recent issue. Yup, time has done nothing to mute Stacy Keibler’s ability to look oh so fine. The woman is still out there when it comes to smoking hotness.
17 October 2007
Whatever happened to Stacy Keibler? Remember when Stacy was supposed to be the next big thing? Or was that all in our imagination? No, I’m pretty sure she was riding pretty hot just a year ago, with a stint on Dancing with the Stars and various appearances in men’s magazines that burned through the eyes of men everywhere they were so bloody hot. She did some TV shows (What About Brian, George Lopez), but that big movie career never really happened as we all expected. Then again, maybe we just had too high of an expectations for Stacy Keibler. She can finally be seen in the awful looking parody movie “The Comebacks”, playing “All-American Mom”. Not exactly superstar stuff, to be sure, but a gal’s gotta start somewhere, right?
18 December 2006
Seriously, folks, this is all I want for Christmas. So you know what to send me should you feel the urge. Remember, giving is better than giving. Or somesuch nonsense.

1 December 2006
I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, where’s my daily dose of Stacy Keibler? I demand my daily dose of Stacy Keibler! It’s been ages since the last one!” Well I hear ya, brotha, because I’ve missed this segment myself, so here is your completely random daily dose of Stacy Keibler. White bra, panties, in a ring covered in fur. Yeah, I’d say Stacy is in fine form here. If by “fine form” you mean perfect as sin. Cripes, Stacy, why don’t you call me already?
26 October 2006
Leave it to Hollywood to resurrect a long-dead trend — masquerade balls. Weren’t the French the last ones to still cling onto this party style? And we all know what’s happened to the french since. But I digress. Here’s Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, and Gisele Bundchen all masked up and attending various mask-required functions, i.e. the kinds of parties you and I will never be invited to, ever. Well, you, anyway. Sorry, you.
6 October 2006
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion cancer event to bring out the Hollywood babes. I.e. the “Design A Cure” Breast Cancer Awareness Event held yesterday at Brentwood, California. Among the throngs of babelicious cancer fighters were Stacy “Too Tall for You” Keibler, the always cute (but apparently shockingly midgety) Emmanuelle Chriqui, Samantha “Too Hot for Fake Journalism” Harris, Elisabeth “I Used to be on Law and Order, Remember?” Rohm, Mandy “I’m Ready for my Skanky Movie Roles Now, Please” Moore, Sarah “I Have No Idea Who I am, Either” Chalke, Linda “No Scooby Doo Dogs Here, bub” Cardellini, and of course, Samaire “I Was Once in a Werewolf Horror Flick with that Guy from the ‘Friday the 13th’ Movies” Armstrong. And once again, someone misplaced my invitation. Damn you, mailman!
6 January 2010