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Mondays with Summer Glau Faux Mugshot Hotness

I’ll be honest with ya, I don’t know the story behind this photoshoot, but I ain’t complainin’. Summer Glau is always hot, but Summer Glau in black and white and posing for a fake mugshot brings up all kinds of creative fantasies. The only thing missing from these pictures? Me with the handcuffs. Cause, you know, it’s a police-themed shoot, so shouldn’t someone with handcuffs be there? I’m just saying.

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Mondays with Summer Glau and Some Bra Teasing

See, this is why Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is going to get canceled: not enough scenes of Summer Glau walking around in her bra. Hey, she’s a robot, she shouldn’t even be wearing clothes anyway. Why is a robot so modest? She should be, like, seducing men and then killing them during sex while they’re orgasming. Or maybe that’s just my fantasy. Either/or. Here’s more of Summer Glau looking so friggin’ sexy I might have to stab myself in the eye knowing we won’t be seeing more of her on the tube. Then again, once Sarah Connor gets canceled, maybe Summer can end up on a better show, one where she doesn’t have to act like a stuck up robot? Aren’t they hiring over that new Melrose’s Place show?

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Hot Chicks in Jeans of the Day: Summer Glau

Let’s face it, if geeks ran the world, all killer cyborgs from the future would look like Summer Glau. Or Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galatica. You know, very feminine and very hot. Hey, if you gotta go (or get enslaved by machines), at least you’ll have a nice view as she’s crushing your larynx or pumping a dozen or so rounds into you. Beats having to gawk at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s huge noggin. Anyways, not sure if Summer Glau’s show is coming back, but you know what is coming back? Summer Glau looking hot in jeans. Okay, so maybe that never went away, but I had to go there for the premise of this post to work. Yes, there are actual premises in all of these posts. Pay attention next time.

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Summer Glau is Stretchy

So what are the chances that Summer Glau’s TV show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (where she plays a very hot, but very killing machine-esque Terminator) is going to get renewed for a third season? Um, probably somewhere between no way in hell and not a snowball’s chance in hell. But hey, hope springs eternal, as they say down in Hope Springs Eternaland. (I hear it’s very windy this time of the year, bu the way.) But regardless of the fate of her show, I’m sure our ballet dancing hottie won’t have much trouble finding another gig. She is, after all, a stone cold fox. And the fact that she’s an ex-ballet dancer who can stretch like she’s doing in these pics … well, that’s just gravy, isn’t it?

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Summer Glau in Men’s Health

Men, remember when Men’s Health magazine would take full advantage of having young little hottie like Summer Glau in their magazine and put her in some revealing photoshoot? Instead, we get a couple of tame pictures from Summer’s appearance in the mag’s November issue. Okay, color me disappointed. In any case, for all your Sarah Connor Chronicles fan (the show Summer stars in), FOX has announced that the show has gotten a full season pick-up. That means it’s coming back for at least this year. All of this year. Maybe it won’t come back next year, who knows, but for this year, it’s a go. Happy? I am. Not so much with this opportunity to put Summer in lingerie or a bikini, though. I’m disappointed in you, Men’s Health, very disappointed…

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Killer Cyborg? More Like Killer Cleavage!

Still need a reason to watch Fox’s The Sarah Connor Chronicles? What are you, stupid? You mean to tell me a show about killer cyborgs doesn’t intrigue you? Man, you suck. Okay, then, here are some reasons to watch the show: it’s got Lena Headey, who just looks sexier everytime she grabs a hold of that shotgun and goes to town on a killer cyborg; and it’s got Summer Glau, who plays one of those cyborgs. Apparently in a future episode of the The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Summer Glau’s cyborg character Cameron is required to wear a bustier that shows off her chest. Yes, you heard that right. Cyborg cleavage. Man, I love this show! Check out the promo shot of Summer looking all warm and inviting, and not at all like she’s about to put you in her trunk in two pieces.

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The Girls of the Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 2

FOX is revving up the second season of their The Sarah Connor Chronicles (you know, the TV show about the Terminator, where Summer Glau plays, quite possibly, the world’s mostly comely killing machine? yeah, that one), and they’ve released character promos for it. Lena Headey and Summer Glau, the show’s first season hotties, are back, of course, but joining them this time around are two additional babes — Shirley Manson, formerly of the alternative band garbage, will be playing a cold-blooded bitch of a CEO, while Leven Rambin will be playing John Connor’s love interest. And as it just me, or does it appear as if Cameron the Terminator has gotten an, um, upgrade to her chest? Me likey!

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Totally Random: Hot Chicks with Guns on TV

Is it just me, or are there a lot more hot chicks on TV carrying heat lately? (Granted, it’s probably just me, but for the sake of this bit, just go along with it.) You’ve got the gals of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the sci-fi gals of Battlestar Galactica, and there’s the Chuck babe. The Bionic Woman babe. And who else? Sarah Shahi in Life packs plenty of heat herself, though there aren’t that many good pictures of her doing such. Here are a couple of our favorite girls with guns currently on TV at the moment. The Terminator girls, of course, plus the most ass kickingest sci-fi babe on Battlestar Galactica, Katee Sackhoff.

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Summer Glau Wows at Wizard World

Now I don’t know what Wizard World is, or why anyone would attend (I’m guessing it’s very geek-centric), but I am happy they held the thing whenever they held it, because Summer Glau was there and glowing the way people talk about pregnant woman glowing. Obviously Summer Glau isn’t pregnant, but she is probably the hottest thing the geeks at Wizard World saw all year. Or at least, the ones who have never touched a woman, which I’m assuming is, like, 90% of them or thereabouts. (Please address all hate mail to my webhost. They’re making me say these things. No, really.) Where was I? Oh right, Summer Glau at Wizard World. She’s so hot I don’t even mind close-up shots of the wart or mole. (Seriously, she’s famous and rich, couldn’t she get that thing removed?)

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Summer Glau Wows in WonderCon

If you were a geek, and proud of it, you were at WonderCon over the weekend, where all manner of movies and TV folk tried to sell you their wares. It’s kind of ironic, in a way, because here you have a room full of social outcasts (oh come on, admit it!) being catered to by the pretty people. It’s exactly the reverse! They ignored you in high school, but now they’re begging for your attention! Now that’s what I call ironic. Anyways, one of the pretty people there was Summer Glau, who I hear got great responses everywhere she went at the convention. Check her out in next week’s season finale of her show The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Hot robot kicking ass is so sexy.

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