Sunday Treat: Catrinel Menghia
What day isn’t a good day for lingerie pictures of the very special Catrinel Menghia? I don’t know if there is such a thing, and if you ever find one, please just ignore me and don’t send it to me, because frankly, I don’t care and I don’t want to know. Having said that, Catrinel Menghia is a Romanian supermodel, though how “super” is that supermodel tag, I don’t know, and for that matter, it doesn’t really have any impact on this point, which is as gratuitous as any posting I’ve made of a hot girl can possibly get. But I digress. Catrinel Menghia and lingerie. Please to enjoy.
Sunday Treat: Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures
How long has it been since we heard or saw from Russia’s original Goddess, Anna Kournikova? Quite a bit, actually. Maybe it’s because Anna no longer plays tennis (she’s retired, right? I think she’s retired, although I could be wrong), and there are only the occasional advertisements starring Anna, but we haven’t seen a whole lot from her lately. So hey, why not break that dry spell with some nice Anna Kournikova bikini pictures on a slow Sunday? And yes, we’re not going to pay attention to the lucky bastard she’s with in these pictures. It’s all about Anna — just the way she and we like it. And yup, Anna still looks pretty good, doesn’t she? Retirement has been a plus.
Sunday Treat: Elsa Benitez
Let me first apologize for posting that picture of Nancy Pelosi below. Damn, and I thought Hilary Clinton was the ultimate boner killer — Nancy Pelosi comes in about second there! To offset Nancy “Boner Killer” Pelosi, here is Mexican supermodel Elsa Benitez. Yes, that’s right, I said Mexican. She’s not Brazilian. See? And I bet you guys think all I do is post pictures of Brazilian supermodels all day. Ha! Shows how much you know. (Maybe tomorrow…) Elsa lists Linda Evangelista as her childhood idol, which is not a bad choice, but marrying Rony Seikaly certainly was. What was she thinking???
Sunday Treat: Kim Smith
I don’t know how it is where you live, but where I’m at, it’s hot as sin outside. It’s the kind of hot where as soon as you step outside you go, “Frak it’s hot out here!” And then you head right back into your house because, frankly, God bless air conditioners. While bathing in artificial cold air, I started wondering what to do with my lost Sunday, and realized, “Eureka! Why not post some bikini pictures of the gorgeous Kim Smith?” Because, you know, nothing chases away the notion of sweltering heat like ogling a bodaciously hot woman. Hey, that’s just how we like to roll around here, what I like to call, “Almost to Hell, but not quite.”
Sunday Treat: Katharine McPhee
Let’s face it, boys, for American Idol hotness, there’s only one person you can go to nowadays, and her name is Katharine McPhee. Forget Kelly Clarkson. I don’t think anyone can save that girl anymore the way she’s going. And yes, Carrie Underwood is very cute and pretty, but she isn’t exactly the stuff of fanboy wet dreams. Katharine McPhee, on the other hand, has pretty much everything going for her — the career, the body, the face, and the fantastic ability to show them all off without batting an eye. That’s the trifecta, baby! (Or quadruple, in this case. Um, nevermind.) Here’s some Katharine McPhee to help your Sunday go a little bit faster.
Sunday Treat: Keeley Hazell Classes Up
Well well, look who survived her recent sextape scandal without a single scratch on her. Then again, we are talking about Keeley Hazell, who spends her time taking her clothes off for the camera, so how exactly was the existence (and oft-seen!) sextape supposed to “hurt” her career? Exactly. Since it’s Sunday, and Sundays are in general very slow and boring days, here’s a nice Sunday Treat to get you through it and onto Monday, which as we all know is the best day of the week. Right? Um, nevermind. Keeley Hazell Sunday Treat it is!
Sunday Treat: Michelle Trachtenberg in Red
Hey, who is that lady in red? Why, it’s young Michelle Trachtenberg, formerly of the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” TV series, and most recently seen on the big screen in Jamie Kennedy’s cinematic bomb “Kickin It Old Skool”, looking all hot and what not in red. Although I’m not sure about the clashing of the red outfit and black net stockings. Oh who am I kidding. I have no fashion sense to speak off. My wardrobe consists of black and white T-shirt, and I haven’t worn a white T-shirt in at least seven years. But I digress. Here’s Michelle Trachtenberg looking deliciously red at a Killers concert. (That’s Killers the band, ahem.)
Sunday Treat: Krystal Forscutt
It’s not a very good Sunday down here. It’s a little rainy, drizzle, and driving is not recommended. It’s also moody as hell, what with the rain still lingering around and refusing to go and all. So what better way to chase away the bad mood than with a Sunday Treat consisting of Krystal Forscutt in lingerie and bikini pictures? Yup, there’s definitely nothing better. And if you need more excuses to ogle this gorgeous woman, hot about it’s Australian Day, and she’s Australian? (Okay, it’s probably not Australian Day, but just go with it…)
Sunday Treat: Jennifer Lamiraqui
I feel absolutely no need to justify this posting of French model Jennifer Lamiraqui in a series of lingerie pictures. Then again, in case you needed one, here it is: In our continued effort to mend ties with the French, we have posted these gorgeous pictures of Jennifer Lamiraqui in lingerie because, in our mind, the more French women we can ogle, the better relations between our two countries. And if that doesn’t work, it’s Sunday, and what better way to celebrate it than to post pictures of hot half-naked woman. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Sunday Treat: Bree Conden
It’s been a while since we did a Sunday Treat posting (why is that? I have no idea. Laziness? Senility? A combination of both?), so why not bring it back with a random dose of America’s Bree Condon, who hails from Newport Beach, California, but was born in Texas. She’s modeled for Guess?, been on Brentwood Magazine, and what better way to pass a lazy Sunday afternoon than to ogle pictures of Bree Condon in bikini. I love Sundays.
Sunday Treat: Alyssa Milano
Although her show has been cancelled, I’m sure it won’t take Alyssa Milano long to land another steady gig. After all, there is an unspoken rule in Hollywood that hot actresses are guaranteed roles in TV shows or the movies. What, you never heard? Trust me, it’s there somewhere, squeezed in between “keep your abs tight” and “sleep with the producer or else”. Milano was on “Charmed” before the show ended, although aside from the show’s fans, nobody hardly noticed. It was that kind of show — good and steady, but nothing extraordinary. Or at least, no one cried over it like they do over every Aaron Sorkin show, which just goes to show you that mainstream TV critics are snobs.
Sunday Treat: Rihanna’s Got Legs
R&B singer Rihanna either knows she’s got incredibly hot legs and wants to show them off for all the world to behold their greatness, or there is a clause in her contract that says she has to show them off at every concert appearance. I’m going with the former. Here’s Rihanna live in concert at a couple of locales and events showing off those amazing legs. Really, folks, if those things were any longer or smoother, you could use them as fire poles.
Sunday Treat: Kelly Brook
Oh, Kelly Brook. So British. So lovely. So womanly and curvy. So bountiful. The only thing I can see that is wrong with model/actress Kelly Brook is that she’s engaged to marry a has-been American movie star. Come on, Kelly, you can do better than that! (And he’s bald, too!) But I digress. Why wallow in Kelly Brook’s unattractive significant other when the woman herself is so attractive? Here’s your Sunday Treat: Kelly Brook in lingerie. Oh my.
Sunday Treat: Nell McAndrew
Nell McAndrew won “Rear of the Year” Award in 2005, which is right up there with the Oscars. Or, maybe not. Maybe I’m thinking about the Emmys. No, still a little too high. Golden Globes? Grammys? Hmm… Maybe a Source award, minus all the shooting and stabbing and gratuitous P. Diddy song sampling (what you would call a “performance”). But I digress. Nell McAndrew is really, really hot, is also a former Lara Croft model before getting booted from the job after posing in Playboy, and she’s, um, really hot. Need I say more?
Sunday Treat: Marisa Miller
Yes, kids, even more Marisa Miller to chew on because I just can’t get enough of that blonde California girl face and that rockhard, fatless, and flawless body of hers. Does Marisa Miller even eat? And if so, where does all the food go? And why am I asking such dumb questions when there’s a super hot women waiting to be ogle? Ahem.
Sunday Treat: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures
Apparently Internet bloggers aren’t the only ones noticing that Lindsay Lohan sure seems to be doing the whole bikini thing more often than is humanly allowed, because she was recently riprimanded by the produceres of her new movie “Georgia Rule” for, according to them, “partying too hard”. How dare they! We live to see Lindsay Lohan party too hard! And if she happens to be wearing a two-piece red bikini while she’s doing it, all the better! Leave Lindsay alone you bastards!
Sunday Treat: The Olsen Twins
Instead of the usual one Sunday Treat, this time there’s two — although it could be argued that the Olsen Twins should only be counted as one person, both being midget-sized and whatnot. In any case, here’s some Olsen goodness for your lazy Sunday. And no, I can’t tell who is Mary-Kate and who is Ashley, and I don’t really care. They’re twins. Twins. Get it?