I am God. American Idol is 100% Predictable.
I said this last week, and I’ll repeat here for your edification: “Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up.” And guess what? As I predicted, Syesha was knocked off tonight, leaving the girly man and the grown-up alt rocker. Next week you can take it to the bank: The girly man will win. Why? Because I said so, and like the title says, I am God. Isn’t that enough? No? Dammit. Okay, because it’s obvious. How about that? The last few weeks of American Idol have been as predictable as Britney Spears’ little sister getting knocked up.
And Then There Were Three…
Bye bye, Jason Castro. The dreadlocked one was booted from American Idol earlier today, leaving only three finalists vying for the Season 7 AI crown. They are: David Cook, David Archuleta and Syesha Mercado. If I had to pick a winner, I would go with David Cook, but I have a sneaking suspicion (call me crazy) that the little tyke David Archuleta will come out on top without even a contest. The kid hasn’t been even close to being eliminated this year, and he’s not going to be in the next three weeks. Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up. How predictable, American Idol.
American Idol Top 12 Girls Glamour Pictures
American Idol re-commences tonight with yet another elimination show, which means the remaining 10 contestants may have survived this far, and gets the pleasure of going on tour later on (cha-ching?), but after tonight, there will only be nine left. Who will it be? Kristy Lee Cook got all patriotic in a bid to stay, but David Cook blew the door off the barn with his rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”. Seriously, wow, I only heard the last minute of that song and wow, it was still spectacular. In any case, while you’re waiting for the show to start (that Godawful “Moment of Truth” show is currently on, Jesus, what a wart on society that show is), check out some glamour shots of the girls that made it into the American Idol Top 12.