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Tara Reid is Sexy?

Tara Reid is sexy? And yes, that question mark is on purpose. I just can’t tell nowadays. In one respect, that trashy, blonde look she has going does weird things to me down there, if you know what I mean, but on the other hand — well, I’m kind of scared that the girl might have things on her that could wrap itself around my neck and squeeze me to death. Now would I want to risk that kind of death just to hit that, as the kids would say? Hmm, I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. In any case, here’s more of Tara Reid, and you can judge for yourself whether she’s still sexy, or just a wreck. Then again, you put any semi-attractive girl in bra and panties and the hot factor climbs significantly.

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Scare Me

Holy Mother of God, what happened? Wasn’t it just a few days ago that I posted some Tara Reid bikini pictures and mentioned that she was looking kinda good? And then these popped up online and — oh wow, what is going on here? Tara Reid has always had a little something “off” going on with that stomach of hers, and now it doesn’t look like the poor girl has eaten a single thing in weeks. She’s practically sagging at the bones. Okay, a couple of the pictures look okay, but there are a few that just looks downright disturbing. Someone give this girl a hamburger, stat!

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

Tara Reid was somewhere doing something when she decided to go for a dip in the public swimming pool in her two-piece bikini. The picture of Tara about to get into the pool is a little disturbing; the girl is stick-thin, but curiously, the pictures of her inside the pool isn’t all bad. By the way, is Tara Reid even still a working actress? IMDB.com has her listed with four movies in 2007 and one movie in 2008, but I swear I haven’t heard about a single one of them. So maybe the free publicity from these bikini pictures will help Tara get some A-movies. One can only hope.

Tara Reid and her Stomach Looks … Weird

These pictures of Tara Reid at the beach with a two-piece bikini on throwing a nerd football around brings up a couple of points: first is that, yeah, those breasts are obviously fake; I don’t think you can say otherwise having seen them like this. Real breasts just don’t look that, well, cantaloupe-y. Secondly, what is the deal with the stomach? It looks like the result of a liposuction surgery gone terribly awry. Why is it all, well, whirly like that? It looks like she had a C-section while giving birth, except the doctor got messed up and gave her an E-section instead. From the right angles they don’t look too bad; but from other angles they just look…unnatural. Dude, that’s just one strange looking stomach.

Tara Reid is Still Trashy but Still Kinda Hot

There will probably never come a time when people look at Tara Reid and not think “trashy” (which, if you’re keeping track of the young lady’s reputation, is probably better than “trashy boozehound”). But you know what, I also think she’s got that something that makes her pretty special. Not the yellow, short bus kind of special, but rather the, “I’d do her if I got the chance” kind of special. Which, in my book, is pretty darn special. But I digress. Here’s Tara in Vegas Magazine. By the way, it’s too bad they cancelled “Taradise”. I love that show. It’s like driving down a freeway and seeing a 30 car pile-up, only you never have to leave your couch.

Paris Hilton and Tara Reid are Shitfaced

Drunk people are pretty funny, because invariably they end up doing some really stupid things. So drunk famous people are even funnier (witness the hellapalooza over Mel Gibson’s drunken ways). Then you add the perennially drunk Tara Reid and the perennially back-bending posing Paris Hilton, and you have a recipe for some of the funniest pictures ever. Well unfortunately these pictures of a shitfaced Tara Reid and Paris Hilton aren’t really that funny, but they are pretty sloshed.

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

You know what time it is, kids? It’s time to play, “Spot The Number of Different Drinks Tara Reid Has In Her Hands in These 10 Photos!” Which leads me to this thought: You know how, a few posts ago, I pondered the sad, confused state of Tara Reid’s life? Well seeing these pictures of Tara Reid poolside at a Miami hotel has provided some insight: she looked utterly befuddled in the previous post because she didn’t have a drink in her hands; the poor girl just didn’t know what to do without being sloshed while doing it. Again, folks, someone please get this girl into AA before it’s too late. And judging by the pirate-inspired headdress, it may already be too late for our little Tara…

Tara Reid is Stuck in a Perpetual State of Confusion

Ever wonder to yourself why Tara Reid is constantly drinking herself silly? This woman’s brain cells have been fried so badly by booze that I doubt if she l remembers the reason behind her drinking problem to begin with. It must really suck to be constantly confused all the time. Take a look at her in these recent photos. Poor Tara Reid is at a fashion show, but judging by the looks on her face, she can’t decide if the girls walking back and forth in front of her are aliens are models. Would somebody please get this girl into AA before she drives her car off a bridge somewhere?

Tara Reid is Drunk Off her Ass Again

Oh boy. Tara Reid is once again drunk off her ass, and this time she rear-ended some poor guy with her car outside the house of, of all people, Dennis Rodman! Surprised? I’m shocked! Read on…

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Tara Reid Likes the VIP Room

Party girl Tara Reid really likes the VIP Room. Or at least according to these pictures. Plus, Tara really likes the booze. Oh boy does Tara like the booze! Just ask her would-be husband Carson Daly, that poor bastard. Or should we say that lucky bastard, since Tara stood him up on the altar?

Tara Reid in Stuff Magazine 2004

People say Tara Reid is a boozehound and that her breasts may not be real. I say, who cares. She’s hot! Look! This is her pictorial for Stuff Magazine where she shows her stuff. Now do you still care if she likes the drinky a little too much or if her assets were “assisted” upon?

The Sexy Girls of American Pie

“American Pie” was funny, but there’s nothing funny about these fabulous babes. God Bless America for Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, and Mena Suvari. Oh yeah, and thank God for whoever invented bikinis.