Oh, celebrity hook-ups. You gotta love’em. Basically you can partner American Idol Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks with just about anyone and it would seem like the dope is moving on up, being kinda old looking and, well, not that attractive and whatnot. Hicks’ latest conquest is a news anchorwoman (you know, the people who reads those teleprompters like robots?) from Milwaukee’s local Channel 12 by the name of Caroline Lyders, a young blonde hottie who has admitted to being “friends” with Hicks. Apparently being “friends” means going to the beach in a two-piece bikini and holding hands. Now that’s my kind of friendship!
26 May 2006
From the files of, “Oh no they didn’t!” comes this bit of random trivia, sent in by reader “Skot”, who spotted Taylor Hicks being auctioned off on Ebay. You know, you’d think that winning American Idol would mean a career longer than two days, but I guess — oh wait, it’s not Taylor Hicks, it’s a custom mini LEGO figure of Taylor Hicks. Oh well, honest mistake. Read on…
26 May 2006
I like Taylor Hicks and the Soul Patrol and all that good stuff, but you gotta admit, this guy just looks old. Did you ever wonder what he looked like just a few years (or maybe decades) ago? Well, wonder no more, kiddies! Take a gander at the latest American Idol back when his hair wasn’t white. Back then, Taylor is what the kids would call “not bad”. I say he’s aiiight, but then again, I’m a male heterosexual, so I’m obligated to act all cool and whatnot around slightly handsome guys. Ahem.
8 June 2007