In this recent appearance in Ralph Magazine, Tera Patrick is referred to as, “World’s Raunchiest Woman”. Which is a pretty big title to be lugging around, I have to say. Why, the last time I was lugging around a title that monumental was when I single-handedly won “The Biggest Loser in the World” title, and let me tell you, it was hard going for the first week or so. Everywhere I went, people would say, “Hey, you’re the biggest loser in the world!” Of course, it took a while for me to fully realize that it was a compliment (wasn’t it?), and go with it. What I’m trying to say is, I don’t know if Tera Patrick is the world’s raunchiest woman or not, but she sure is one fine looking woman, and perhaps that’s enough.
20 July 2006
I know, it’s kind of silly to post bikini pictures of Tera Patrick. That’s like posting pictures of wet, well, rain. But what the hey, she looks really good in a teal blue two-piece bikini, and I’m always amazed that her, erm, assets are all real. I think you’ll agree with me that this girl is much too pretty to be doing what she’s doing for a living; besides the lack of acting talent, she should be a famous Hollywood actress. After all, a lack of acting ability hasn’t hurt most Hollywood actress. Just look at Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, and every women who has ever appeared on “Baywatch”.
28 April 2006
I’m a little mystified about what Tera Patrick is doing at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards. Sure, she’s pretty hot, even for an adult film chick, but I don’t recall porn translating into Hollywood. But then again, maybe it’s just me. Anyways, here’s Tera Patrick in boots on the red carpet. FYI kids: those guns of hers? Real. I kid you not.
24 August 2007