Tila Tequila Likes it Long and Slippery
I’m talking about Tila Tequila doing a photoshoot with a big ass snake draped all over her, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Wait, what? That’s what your filthy mind came up with by the title of this post? I am aghast at your crudeness! For shame! Anyhoo. Tila Tequila, star of her own MTV reality TV show where pathetic losers — er, I mean, desperate losers and attention seeking whores — battle for the right to date Tila. Of course, being that the show is on its second season, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the end results don’t usually last. That is, “dating” Tila Tequila seems to be a one-time deal. Anyways, here she is holding something long and slippery for CKM Magazine. (What? What did I say?)
Tila Tequila in King Mag
Who knew that pretending to be bi-sexual was so lucrative? A few years ago no one had even heard of Tila Tequila, but as soon as the girl convinces some dolts at MTV to give her a show centered around her bisexuality, and all of a sudden she’s on every magazine cover that ever existed. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but you gotta admit, Tila Tequila really has been showing up in a whole lot of magazines, including this latest issue of King Mag. Here’s just the cover posted at Tila’s Myspace page. The interiors will appear when the mag itself is released. You know you’re dying to see what she does inside the mag, aren’t you?
Tila Tequila in Blender
Granted, you probably can’t figure out why Tila Tequila is famous, or even why she has a TV show on MTV where crazy whacked out freakazoids do battle to “get with her” (as the kids say — what, they still say that, don’t they?). Mind you, not that all that matters. The girl is certainly a looker, and her ability to squeeze into a two-piece bikini, such as in this spread for the June issue of Blender magazine, means you don’t need to “get” the girl to appreciate her. Famous for being famous? Probably. Do we mind? Duh. Of course not. Does a bear mind who gives him the free fish? (Yes, that makes perfect sense.)
Tila Tequila Gets a Second Season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
Who doesn’t love Tila Tequila? The little bundle of sex appeal and tattoos has gotten geeks and lesbians to do the most disgusting things, all for the chance to date her. And she even gave a lap dance to one of her contestant’s grandmother. Hey, I’m embarrassed to tell you that I watch a lot of TV shows, but I’ve always loved watching the absolutely guilty nature of MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Now our prayers have been answered, and MTV has given the show a second season, which means we can look forward to more geeks and lesbians eating disgusting things and doing random acts of stupidity. God bless MTV.
Tila Tequila in Jack Magazine
Tila Tequila, aka Tila Nguyen, although she’s pretty much dump the Nguyen (too ethnic, perhaps?) entirely for the Tequila moniker, which I suppose is more, er, cool. The girl is a bit of an acquired taste; you either like what she’s got, or you don’t care for it. I’m somewhat in-between. Yup, I can dig what the girl’s got and is offering, but at the same time, perhaps a little bit too much tattoos? Here’s The A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila star in Jack Magazine. I guess you could say that Tila knows Jack. Har har, get it? Oh, I kill me.
Tila Tequila in Penthouse
You got Amanda Beard in Playboy and now you got Tila Tequila in Penthouse. Well, the former is actually more surprising than the latter, because let’s face it, didn’t we already know that this was where Tila Tequila was headed from the very beginning? Tila Tequila, aka Tila Nguyen, will be on this month’s Penthouse, and be featured on the cover in an American flag themed bikini top and I think some giant leather belt covering her delicate parts. Check out the cover below and go buy the copy on the newsstands.
Tila Nguyen
Vietnamese Internet glamour model Tila Nguyen (who actually hails from Singapore!) is one of the more popular Internet babes at the moment. She’s mostly known for modelling cars, but she can model anything, and I’d still buy it. Ain’t she just a great big ball of cuteness? Here’s Tila Nguyen!