Sarah Connor Chronicles FBI Assault Set to Johnny Cash
If you haven’t been keeping up with FOX’s The Sarah Connor Chronicles, then shame on you, because it’s a bloody good show, and you should watch it. Well, you can’t watch it now, because the first season is over, the finale was earlier this Monday, and you’ll just have to wait until Season 2, or catch re-runs of the first season. Your own damn fault, really. Speaking of the finale, here’s the last few minutes from the episode, which features an FBI raid on a Terminator hangout (well, a motel room, anyway, I guess he’s on a budget), when the Terminator starts tossing the feds around like rag dolls. The best part is that the whole thing is set to Johnny Cash’s “The Man Comes Around”. It’s a bloody brilliant sequence. Check it out.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest TV Superpowered Girls
Hot girls on TV are pretty darn hot, but throw in a little super power, and all of a sudden it’s super power hot city. (Yeah, just go along with it.) So who are the hottest of the superpowered hot set? There are a lot of obvious ones (how about every girl that has ever showned up on either Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, for starters), but some you might not have thought of. And we’re not just talking about superheroes, either; pretty much anyone with powers, bad girls and good girls, qualifies for our little list. Here then, is our Hollywood Top 5: The Hottest TV Superpowered Girls.
Video: The New Knight Rider Theme
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, NBC is bringing back the Knight Rider TV show and transplanting it from the ’80s into 2008, but if you’ve already seen the movie on Sunday, then you know this is basically the exact same show except, er, with younger people and a Shelby Ford Mustang as the new KITT instead of the cool TransAm. Early in the movie, you also heard the new Knight Rider theme. They start off with the old theme, but it quickly changes into some unGodly awful rock/alt crap. Oh well, listen for yourself in the video below. It starts off good, but they had to go and fubar it. Dummies. In fact, here are the two themes back-to-back. Tell me which one sounds better, and if you choose the new one, you’re an idiot.
Renaldo Lapuz’s American Idol Audition: Brothers Forever!
I love this. The first time I saw it on TV, I got all giddy, because you just can’t help but love this guy. His name is Renaldo Lapuz, and he wrote this original song called “Brothers Forever”, and he comes into the audition room in the biggest pimp uniform you could imagine and starts singing about “brothers forever”. It’s a riot. After a while, the judges just gives up and joins in. It’s great fun. So grab a look and have a good laugh and hey, get giddy too, before FOX pulls the video clip, since they seem to be going around pulling it on YouTube forever. (And just in case the YouTube version gets pulled, I’ve added a DailyMotion version.)
Lost Seasons 1 to 3 Recap
If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted to watch Lost, but you just never got around to it. Okay, so maybe even when you did get around to it, you were so hopelessly lost that you sort of gave up after a few minutes. And with Season 4 gearing up, everyone wants to get back on the island, so here’s a 9-minute video put together by ABC that brings you up to speed on what’s happened on the island so far in Seasons 1 through 3. It’s obviously not the ENTIRE thing, as that would take ages, but it’s a cool enough recap that you do get a feel for the storyline so far. Man, what is the deal with the smoke monster…?
Survivor: Micronesia Potential Hotties
Let’s face it: the only reason to watch these Reality TV shows is to see which very attractive girl will come out of nowhere (say, Kansas or Nebraska, you know, one of those places we’ve all heard about, but have never actually visited cause they’re, like, really hidden or something) and grace the covers of our favorite men’s magazines like Stuff, Maxim, etc. So, without further ado, here are the potential hotties for the latest Survivor show, set in Micronesia, which I have absolutely no idea where it’s located. (Looks like Mary (pictured) is ready for her Maxim shoot now. I would go for Natalie, myself.)
Shannyn Sossamon in Moonlight Promos
Surprisingly, actress Shannyn Sossamon has become something of a genre actress, which is really odd because I don’t think anyone thought she would end up like that. Mind you, not that starring in horror movies is a bad thing, because let’s face it, work is work, right? And when you’re an actor, even lame work is pretty damn good. And it’s not like Shannyn Sossamon doesn’t still get to do theatrical work; she can be seen in the upcoming One Missed Call horror movie, and on TV with CBS’s Moonlight, about a vampire who works part time as a private investigator. Or something like that. I haven’t actually seen the show, but I hear it’s good, and Shannyn Sossamon is apparently the show’s femme fatale. Some promos.
Tila Tequila Gets a Second Season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
Who doesn’t love Tila Tequila? The little bundle of sex appeal and tattoos has gotten geeks and lesbians to do the most disgusting things, all for the chance to date her. And she even gave a lap dance to one of her contestant’s grandmother. Hey, I’m embarrassed to tell you that I watch a lot of TV shows, but I’ve always loved watching the absolutely guilty nature of MTV’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Now our prayers have been answered, and MTV has given the show a second season, which means we can look forward to more geeks and lesbians eating disgusting things and doing random acts of stupidity. God bless MTV.
Heather Graham’s Hotness is Not One of the Reasons
Post her turn as Rollergirl in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights, I don’t think Heather Graham’s movie career could have been any more steaming than it was back then. But what happened? Well, a string of bad movie choices sure didn’t help, and Heather Graham ended up trying her hand on TV. Her comeback show of sorts was “Emily’s Reasons Why Not”, and the only question about the show was how come it sucked so much that no one turned in? Well we like to think that Heather Graham wasn’t the reason, because as you can see from these promos for the show, there’s absolutely no reason NOT to love Heather Graham.
Leighton Meester Makes me Want to Get Into Gossip
Being that I’m neither a squealing 13-year old girl or gay, I of course haven’t been watching the CW’s latest teen show, Gossip Girl. Mind you, not that I’m saying you have to be either a squealing 13-year old girl or gay to watch that show, I’m just saying — wait, actually, yeah, that is what I’m saying. Nevermind. Anyhoo, but if I was watching Gossip Girl, I would have caught sight of the extremely pretty Leighton Meester, who seems to have found her way on TV after some jumps and starts in the movie biz. She’s certainly been mining the TV landscape for a while now, with a string of tantalizing guest spots all over the place. Who could forget her thong-wearing guest star in House? I know I can’t!
Lost Season 4 Teaser Trailer
It’s only thirty seconds of Lost, but when you haven’t gotten lost in a while (the season 4 premiere doesn’t start until January 31st 2008), any second are precious seconds. And so, Lost fans, here is the 30-second teaser trailer for your show. “Every person on this island will be killed,” says Mister Creepy Eyes. Surprisingly, nothing from Creepy Smiling Lady, aka Elizabeth Mitchell, who in case I didn’t mention it, is really, really frakkin’ creepy looking. So the question remains: Who gets to nail Kate this time, and can they please get a mattress? Is that too much to ask?
Knight Rider’s New KITT is a Ford Mustang
Hey there, Knight Rider fans. Wait, there are self-admitted Knight Rider fans out there, right? I know I used to watch the show as a youngster, but I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting to people that I used to like that show. Mind you, not that I hate it, or dislike those of you who adore the show, it’s just that — well, it’s kind of a dumb show, isn’t it? A talking car? Come ON. Anyhoo. They’re remaking the thing, and here’s what the new KITT will look like. Like it? Hate it? Eh, don’t tell me about it, I don’t wanna know. Not that I’m judging you or anything, it’s just that — well, okay, I am judging you, actually, and the verdict is NOT good. Head on below to see what the new Knight Rider’s KITT looks like.
Ayda Field Brings Sexy Back to You
If you happen to stumble across FOX’s hit new sitcom Back to You, you might have asked yourself who the hot brunette with the impressive rack and killer comedic timings was. No, I’m not talking about Patricia Heaton, although she certainly qualifies, but rather Ayda Field, who plays weather girl Montana on the show. You may recall Ayda Field from her stint on the Blue Collar variety TV show, but perhaps not (and if not, you’re luckier than I, because I actually watched some of that stuff). Tune in to Back to you on FOX on Wednesdays for more Ayda Field. She is, as the kids say, packin’ heat, especially in these promos for the show.
Kiefer Sutherland to Serve his 48-day Jail Sentence
Thanks to the crappy writer’s strike, FOX’s Season 7 of 24 is on indefinite hiatus. Basically, the network doesn’t know if they can run the show’s seventh season all the way through the way they have been the last few years with the strike still going on and the season still haven’t finished shooting yet, so they’ve shelved the entire season until the strike is over. Which basically means it’s gonna take forever, and we might not even get a Season 7 at all. Anyways, the one good news (sort of) is that Kiefer Sutherland can now start doing his 48-day jail stint now so he won’t have to do it when the show does gear back up for production. If it ever does. Anyhoo, this is Kiefer Sutherland’s mugshot when he surrendered. Jack Bauer looks dapper, no?
Crap, Heroes Has Killed off Ali Larter’s Character
I can’t believe Tim Kring killed off Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. She was basically the best thing about that show. Okay, so Hayden Panettiere ain’t bad, but come on, how much of the girl’s whining can you really stand before you want her to jump off a bridge? And I suppose Kristen Bell is pretty groovy, too, but man, I’m going to miss seeing Ali Larter walk around kicking ass like the Terminator. Now all we’ll have is her annoying son and that annoying New Orleans girl. Gah. This show is getting worst and worst. We’ll miss you, Ali Larter, good luck with the movie career, babe.
Elizabeth Berkley Joins CSI: Miami
The latest news out of CSI land is that Elizabeth Berkley, the former Showgirls star, will be joining the cast of CBS’s never-say-die series CSI, the Miami version. She’ll be joining Emily Procter as the only other reason to watch that show, because let’s face it, guys aren’t tuning in for the Miami setting or to watch David Caruso do that utterly retarded “remove glasses, cock head, and gurgle out some crappy punch line” thing that he does in every frakkin’ episode. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Berkley will be playing Julia Winston, the ex-wife of Caruso’s character on the show. And, we suspect, she’ll be walking around in a bikini lots. Hey, it’s Miami, and it’s, um, hot and junk.
Carol Alt and the Big List of Celebrity Apprentice Candidates
We don’t care all that much for the Apprentice around these parts, and of course by “we” I’m talking about me, because my other personality Bob seems to enjoy it, and forces me to watch. Damn his bad taste in TV shows. In any case, you might have heard that Trump, in a desperate attempt to raise flagging ratings for his show, will be doing a celebrity version of his show The Apprentice. Obviously no one who shows up wants any job, it’s all a publicity stunt for pretty much everyone. Which is just fine with us, because come on, it means we get to see more of Carol Alt, who I’ve always had a crush on ever since she played the object of Howard Stern’s lust in “Private Parts”. Head on below to see the full list of Apprentice celebrity contestants.
Catherine Bell in The Good Witch Promos
In the TV movie The Good Witch, Catherine Bell plays a witch who is, um, good, thus making her the good witch of the title. Easy enough, right? Hey, nobody ever said TV was hard to figure out, unless you were watching, you know, Jeopardy or sumthin’. As I hear it, Jeopardy is pretty bloody hard. Almost as hard as, say, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with Britney Spears that she can go from pop princess to the most f’-up girl in the whole wide world. But I digress. Here are some Catherine Bell in The Good Witch promos. If all witches look this good, hey, I wouldn’t mind getting possessed. Wait, do witches possess people? Argh, I gotta catch up on my fictional supernatural gobbly gook.
Michael Michele Joins House’s Bloated Cast
Actress Michael Michele (yes, it’s a SHE, not a HE) must really like playing doctors, because after a stint on NBC’s ER as a doctor, she’s now joined the cast of FOX’s House as another doctor. If you saw last night’s episode, then you saw Michael Michele playing a CIA doctor who calls in House to help on a case. At the end of the episode, Michael Michele’s character shows up at House’s hospital and informs him that she’s quit the CIA and decided to take his offer to join him at the hospital. I don’t know what happens after that, but it leaves room for Michael Michele to join the show, although previews for next week’s episode doesn’t really show her in the show. To be honest, I’m not sure about the wisdom of having her join an already bloated cast, but hey, we’ll see.
Dog Chapman Issues Apology, A&E Pulls Show off Schedule
You know, I kind of feel bad for Dog Chapman. You’re not exactly talking about a very educated guy here. Everything this dude got, he got it through sweat and blood, and to see it all be taken from him just because he called a black woman a racist name in a private phone conversation with his son, who turned around and betrayed him and sold the tape to a tabloid — man, you know, you kinda feel bad for the guy. Here’s Dog’s apology: “My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation.”