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Tyra Banks Don’t Play That

25 March 2008

As a sassy, outspoken black woman, Tyra Banks don’t play at getting stalked, yo. Just ask Brady Green, a numbskull from Dublin (no, not Ireland) Georgia, who has been arrested for stalking Tyra Banks, even showing up at the Manhattan location where she shoots her show, the Tyra Banks Show. Now who would stalk Tyra Banks nowadays, I can’t possibly imagine. Okay, maybe you’d want to stalk the old Tyra of a few years ago, the Victoria’s Secret one who never got to say anything, except show off the body. But why would you want to stalk the current Tyra? There’s sassy and then there’s just insane, and the talk show host/TV show producer Tyra Banks is just nuts, man.

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Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum Gets Cozy

6 August 2007

How come everytime I turn my back Heidi Klum is getting cozy with another supermodel? Mind you, not that I’m complaining. A few days ago, Heidi was rubbing hot supermodel bodies with Marisa Miller, and today she’s bumping pretties with Tyra Banks. Speaking of which, you have no idea how average Tyra Banks looks until you stand her up against Heidi Klum. I don’t know the age difference between the two women, but I’m willing to bet it took the makeup people a lot longer to make Banks look respectable than it did Klum. One is going to mature hot, and the other? Well, not so much. In any case, you don’t see two supermodels together in such close vicinities very often, so enjoy.

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Tyra Banks’ Greatest Bikini Hits

9 July 2007

Back in the day (a Wednesday, as I recall Dane Cook saying — or was it a Monday?), Tyra Banks wasn’t always the crazy, slightly chubby chick with the talk show and narcissistic personality. Okay, so maybe she’s always had the narcissistic personality, but at least she didn’t have a talk show to continually talk about herself back then. In fact, back then guys slobbered over pictures of Tyra Banks. I know, it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. Here, then, I present you with Tyra Banks’ greatest hits via pictures. It is, of course, a bikini-themed presentation. What, you shocked? Dumbass.

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That Katharine McPhee-Tyra Banks Boobie Squeeze Picture

1 March 2007

You may have seen it, or heard about it. You know, that oft-talked about picture of supermodel Tyra Banks giving ex-American Idol Katharine McPhee’s boobies a little squeeze on her talk show. (see pic below — or, er, to your left) It’s not nearly as salacious as you might have heard, but it is pretty, um, how should I put it? Well, it is what it is. I don’t know rather to recommend it or not, but there’s nothing graphic about it. It’s just one woman squeezing another woman’s breasts on live television for the world to see. What’s so wrong about that? Man, I wish I had a TV show…

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The CW’s Got Chicks, Man. Chicks.

18 May 2006

The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.

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