These Uma Thurman bikini pictures would be so much hotter if I didn’t know that Uma Thurman once dated (and probably did the horizontal mambo) with former videostore clerk turned geeky movie director Quentin Tarantino. Besides that tiny bump in the road to Uma Thurman uber hotness, Uma Thurman in a two-piece bikini on the beach is still pretty damn hot. Yes, that’s correct, I have no idea what I’m talking about. Please to ogle Uma Thurman bikini pictures. Can you believe Tarantino once hit this? Damn him.
3 July 2006
I’ve never found Uma Thurman to be especially attractive despite what all the magazines and fake “news” shows keep telling me. Her face has always seemed much too long (elongated, if you will), and her acting more than a little suspect. Although she rocked in “Kill Bill”, she was lame in “Be Cool” (but then again, wasn’t that movie lame all around?), and in a one-piece swimsuit frolicking on some beach, Uma doesn’t exactly, urm, impress. Oh sure, that’s one humongous rack, but should they be sagging that much? And geez, where’d she get those glasses from, the ’70s? Anyways, here’s Uma Thurman in a swimsuit at the beach. No idea who the dork with her is.
2 May 2006
Uma Thurman doing some promo work for her upcoming superhero comedy flick “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”, in which Thurman plays a superhero who gets dump by her normal boyfriend (played by Luke Wilson), and then decides to use her powers to get revenge on the guy and his new girlfriend. Sounds just like how a normal girl would react! But I digress. Uma’s got great nice legs, and the backdrop is apparently New Jersey.
30 January 2008