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Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day: Vanessa Hudgens Takes a Break

17 August 2008

Oh let’s face it, this isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last time) that Disney teen queen gone bad Vanessa Hudgens has something too big for her hands IN her hands and pushed up against her lips, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Our Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day comes to us courtesy of Vanessa Hudgens, taking a break from what we can only assume is during one of her live music performances. Yes, besides acting in bad TV movies for the tweeners and taking naked pictures of herself, Vanessa is actually a singer. Well, kinda. Man, is it me, or is Vanessa really sucking on that thing…? Wow, girl looks like she’s had lots of practice…

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Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day: Maria Sharapova Takes a Drink

2 June 2008

Yeah, I’ll grant you, “Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day” is a kinda long title for a category, but I think it works because, well, these pictures are pretty unintentional, and let’s face it, they’re pretty and amusingly phallic. (Plus the word “phallic” is just wicked fun to type. Hey, this is a tough job; you gotta find your pleasures where you can, am I right or am I right?) First up is Russian tennis phenom Maria Sharapova, who during a recent battle on the courts, took the opportunity to grab some drinks to keep from dehydrating or whatever it is Russian tennis phenoms drink water to do. Who knows the ways of the phenom?

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