Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day: Vanessa Hudgens Takes a Break
Oh let’s face it, this isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last time) that Disney teen queen gone bad Vanessa Hudgens has something too big for her hands IN her hands and pushed up against her lips, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Our Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day comes to us courtesy of Vanessa Hudgens, taking a break from what we can only assume is during one of her live music performances. Yes, besides acting in bad TV movies for the tweeners and taking naked pictures of herself, Vanessa is actually a singer. Well, kinda. Man, is it me, or is Vanessa really sucking on that thing…? Wow, girl looks like she’s had lots of practice…
When did Vanessa Hudgens Become a Black Woman?
So, um, when did 20-year old Vanessa Hudgens, the girl from the Disney Channel who nearly FUBAR her career when she got frisky and sent nekkid pictures of herself to her boyfriend, turn from a cute, almost-show-up-half-naked-in-Maxim into a 50-year old black woman? I have no idea, but I swear, if I didn’t see that little tight body of Vanessa Hudgens running around (with that “Oh come on, you know I’m nasty” look on her face) in this video for “Sneaker Night”, I would swear that it was a 50-year old black woman doing the singing. And in case you didn’t hear, what this means is basically they’re going to dance. Dance. And dance. Um. Music video below. Crappy song, to be sure, but there’s nothing wrong with that body and “do me” expression.
Vanessa Hudgens in Flaunt Magazine
And so it begins… I think we all sort of knew as soon as those nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens flooded the Internet that we weren’t dealing with a goody two shoes here, that Vanessa Hudgens was destined to blow up in men’s magazines everywhere, and even a trip onto the nudie mags or two. This is definitely the beginning of that road, as here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Flaunt magazine. The spread isn’t anything great or risque, but it is suitably creepy and artsy fartsy, and trust me when I say that it won’t be long before she shows up either in FHM or Maxim or maybe Arena. Vanessa Hudgens is ready for adult-time, in case you weren’t aware of it when she snapped nude pictures of herself and sent them out into the world. And it begins with this appearance in Flaunt Magazine…
Vanessa Hudgens Wants to Pose for Men’s Magazine
Apparently getting letting the whole wide world and alien son Mars see her hoo-ha when she snapped naked pictures of herself and sent them to boyfriend Zac Efron hasn’t deterred Disney product Vanessa Hudgens from “empowering” herself with a risque spread in a men’s magazines. Hudgens recently told a mag about a possible appearance in one of the many men’s magazines out there (we’re guessing she’s talking about Maxim, Stuff, etc): “I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are comfortable in our skin is a good thing. I totally would pose for a sexy magazine. But not Playboy.” I totally agree with you, Vanessa, and look forward to seeing your empowering half-naked self in Maxim, or Stuff, or FHM…
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Being Sued for $150,000
Why can’t people leave poor Vanessa Anne Hudgens alone? It was bad enough that those private nude photos of hers got splashed all over the world, including every magazine, newspaper, Internet site, and “respectable” TV news channel in the world, but now she’s being sued! The lawsuit comes courtesy of Brian L. Schall, who claims Hudgens owes him a cool $150,000 for “breach of contract and unjust enrichment by the 18-year-old Hudgens.” I don’t know what the hell “unjust enrichment” means, but since he’s a lawyer, I’m sure it means something not so good. In any case, Hudgens is keeping mum about the lawsuit, but Schall better watch out. You don’t want to sue Disney, and you certainly don’t want to sue one of their biggest stars.
Vanessa Hudgens Scandal Update: Sex Tape, Girls Gone Wild
First there were those nude pictures (well, actually only one nude picture, and a bunch of revealing lingerie/pantie pictures), and now there is rumor of the existence of a Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex tape. But wait, don’t get your hopes up, boys, the truth is the tape doesn’t exist. The “news” originally came out of a parody site and was carried by a couple of other blogs as fact, but has since been shot down by other bloggers hours later. (And they say bloggers don’t do actual “research”!) But hey, that’s not going to stop the Vanessa Hudgens sexcapades — at least not if “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis has anything to say about it. The sleazy entrepreneur has already offered Vanessa $500,000 to — quote — “join the GGW brand and lifestyle.” Which is to say, be on an informercial that comes on at 3:00 a.m. Trust me, I’m awake during that time, and they’re everywhere! No word if Vanessa will sign up. (I’m going to guess No.)
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Apologizes for Nude Pictures
The Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex scandal continues unabated, as pervy kids (and adults, and you know who you are) were all over the Internet searching for nude pictures of the “High School Musical” star. After some denials and finally confirmation that Yes, those were indeed picture of the 18-year old Disney Channel star that were floating around the net, in case you’re still wondering, Vanessa has now issued an apology to “her fans”, which means not you and me, unless you consider being her “fans” means liking the fact that she’s a pretty girl who likes to get nude for her boyfriends and send them pictures of her being said nude, then yeah, I’m a pretty big fan of hers!
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Nude Pictures Surface Online
Oh dear, there goes the Disney movie contracts. It would appear that previous reports that High School Musical star (parts 1 and 2) Vanessa Anne Hudgens has indeed been a naughty girl, snapping naked pictures of herself and sending them to boyfriend and HSM co-star Zac Efron. Earlier today, the nude pictures started surfacing all over the web, sending Vanessa’s no-doubt mammoth team of lawyers on a “we’ll sue your ass!” spree. Obviously we don’t have the nude pictures, and we don’t intend to have them, so if you came here hoping to see them, sorry, kids, it ain’t gonna happen. We’re a family site. Well, sort off. But these guys here aren’t.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Nude Pictures Scandal
Now I don’t know if The Sunday Mail online newspaper is a tabloid that indulges in sensationalism that can’t be proven or if they’re a proven online newspaper mag, so take that into consideration when I report this news: That “High School Musical” star Vanessa Anne Hudgens apparently took some nude pictures of herself for boyfriend and “Musical” co-star Zac Efron has leaked onto the internet. Can you say, “Oops”? Basically, if this is true and nude pictures of Vanessa does show up on the net, she’ll be in a ton of trouble, not least of which because her entire career is built on being a role model for the legion of “tweens” that made “High School Musical 2″ the most watched cable TV movie of all time.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens at the 2007 Teen Choice Awards
Tweeners (kids between the ages of 8 and 12, basically) love “High School Musical” (in case you haven’t heard, that Disney original movie broke every record in the book, and then its sequel DEMOLISHED those records), so it’s safe to assume that they also love Vanessa Anne Hudgens, the star of the two “High School Musicals”. The singer/actress recently attended the Teen Choice Awards, where teens, well, decide who wins and whatnot. Basically, “High School Musical” cleaned up, as everyone had expected. Mind you, not that I watch the awards show. I mean, that would be weird, right? Ahem. Here’s the lovely Vanessa Anne Hudgens at the event. The girl’s got it going ON.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Video Shoot
To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t know if it’s allowed for Vanessa Anne Hudgens to look this sexy while shooting a music video. After all, I’m pretty sure the bulk of her fanbase are Disney Channel rats and creepy guys like me. Then again, if you’re looking for the next Hilary Duff, Vanessa Anne Hudgens is probably your woman. Before she showed up in Hawaii doing the frolicking on the beach thing, Vanessa rose to fame in “High School Musical” and other sporadic career on the Disney Channel, where pretty much every cute girl with ambitions to sing, dance, and act gets their start. It’s kinda creepy if you think about it. But not that creepy, thus this post. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Oh, to be 19 again. Remember when you would jet off to Hawaii with your boyfriend/girlfriend and just spend a whole week on the beach frolicking about in bikinis and indulging in public displays of affection — what? What’s that you say? You could never afford to leave work for a week to fly to Hawaii when you were 19? Chumps! You should have become a famous actress like Vanessa Anne Hudgens, star of “High School Musical”, “Thirteen”, and “Thunderbirds”, who recently spent a week or two in Hawaii looking deliciously jailbait in a white two-piece bikini with, one presumes, her boyfriend. She’s also a singer, and her debut album, “V”, is selling like hotcakes among the throngs of Disney Channel disciples. Say, weren’t Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera ex-Mickey Mouse stars, too? Hmm…