Vanessa Branch and her (Pirate) Booty

According to her bio at Imdb.com, British lovely Vanessa Branch speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese and French, which is damn impressive. I once took a year of French in middle school, but a decade later, I can’t remember a single word or phrase of French except “ooh lala”, and I’m reasonably certain that isn’t even a real French word. But I digress. British-American actress Vanessa Branch will be in the upcoming “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”, although I’m not sure if it’s a big part or one of those blink and you’ll miss one. Regardless, it’s enough justification for us to introduce you to her, and of course by “justification” what I mean is we don’t really need justification, but it just sounds better this way.