Vanessa Paradis to Make her English-Language Film Debut. Ooh lala.

You might not know the name Vanessa Paradis unless you’re French (or maybe if you’re European, you might be aware of her), but she’s probably better known as the baby mama of Johnny Depp’s kids. The couple have two children together (although they’re not married, the sinners), and Paradis is an actress and singer. She’s never done an English-language film before, but that’s going to change when she co-stars alongside Michael Madsen in “The Midwife Crisis”. According to this, “The Midwife Crisis” is “the story of a bizarre love affair between a midwife and a loan shark”. I’m guessing Madsen plays the loan shark, and Paradis the midwife. Who has a crisis. Etc.