How fascianting is Vida Guerra’s rise to fame? I don’t think the kinds of things that happened to her would have happened, say, 10 years ago. There wasn’t a YouTube back then, no kids running around posting videos of a woman with a really nice ass on the Internet. Before Vida Guerra, there was — no Vida Guerra. But hey, why look a gift horse in the mouth? Vida Guerra is here, and we can all enjoy that near perfect behind of hers. Flawless, you say? I wouldn’t disagree, although I think calling her ass her best assets sort of insults the rest of her, because Vida Guerra is pretty damn easy to look at whether she’s facing you or not. Here’s her spread for King magazine, ass shots included, of course.
2 July 2008
When you tell a woman that she has a big, juicy ass, she’s liable to deck you across the chopper. You say the same thing to Vida Guerra, and she’d probably thank you, then head over to her bank and withdraw another couple of grand to buy some chocolate. (I hear girls like chocolate, but then again, I’ve been told lots.) There’s really no actual content to these pictures of Vida Guerra, except that she’s a nice girl to look at, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having junk in the trunk, especially when the trunk is this inviting. Me likey!
12 June 2008
How fascinating is Cuban model Vida Guerra’s life? Joe Blow goes home to the wife and kids and all he has are stories about how something funny happened at work, or if he’s really boring, he has no stories to tell (and the kids hate him, by the way); meanwhile, Vida Guerra goes home and has stories about how her butt wasn’t cracky enough, and the photographer had to add extra crack to it. Or something along that line. Can you imagine what she’ll tell her grandkids one day? “Kids, grandma used to be famous for having a nice ass. Yes, this wrinkly ass, it used to be very nice at one point.” Strange life, Vida Guerra has. But hot woman, so let’s enjoy the present, shall we? Vida Guerra bikini pictures.
26 March 2006
Or maybe she’s just bootilicious and hot. Either/or, I suppose. Here’s the junk in the trunk mistress selling some cars. I think. Well, she’s doing something with those cars, and I’m going with shilling for them. Of course, some of our best looking models started life as a car model, so there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Heck, I would put on a bikini and lounge on top of a Mustang if they paid me enough money. Okay, okay, I’d even do it for free, but don’t tell Chevy that.
13 January 2006
Here’s a large selection of pics of Vida Guerra, the latest Internet hottie, including her FHM spread. Word is she has the world’s best ass. You decide. A little more about her from Wikipedia: “Born in Havana, Cuba, Guerra moved with her family to the United States soon after, ending up in the town of Perth Amboy, New Jersey. While growing up, she entered several fashion shows modeling swim wear, and appeared in a few music videos.” Once more, Fidel Castro’s loss is our gain. Har har, what a sucker, that Fidel, letting girls like Vida escape that crazy island of his. You wacky Fidel you!
9 October 2008