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Rodriguez and Tarantino’s “Grind House” Trailer Online

12 October 2006

Youtube, soon to be Gootube (or some other ridiculous name), has a trailer for Austin wunderkind Robert Rodriguez and video store clerk weirdo Quentin Tarantino’s slasher collaboration “Grind House” (or “Grindhouse”, whatever). As expected for everything on Youtube, the quality is suspect (it was ripped from a SpikeTV commercial, after all), but what the hell, beggars can’t be choosers. So what is it about? IMDB.com says: “Two full length feature horror movies written by Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez put together as a two film features. Including fake movie trailers in between both movies.” Oooh, fake movie trailers. How can anyone resist?

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Matt Damon has a Sense of Humor

18 September 2006

I don’t watch Jimmy Kimmel’s TV show on ABC for three reasons: 1) I rarely watch anything on ABC because, well, ABC is ultra lame; 2) Jimmy Kimmel isn’t really that funny; 3) Jimmy is always bumping off poor Matt Damon (wink wink, hint hint). Well it appears Jimmy recently tried to make up for constantly bumping off poor Matt, and this is what happened. I think it’s kinda funny, mostly because Damon is going along with it like a good sport. I love it when big movie stars show a sense of humor like this. Excellent work, Matt.

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Beyonce 2006 VMA Performance of “Ring the Alarm”

1 September 2006

Girls. I swear, the things they do to make us boys happy, God bless them. Here’s Beyonce looking incredible at the 2006 MTV VMAs, performing “Ring the Alarm” onstage in the kind of get-up that makes Jay-Z the happiest man in the world. Seriously, folks, I don’t know what this Jay-Z guy did in a past life, because he’s living right. Now if only someone can explain to me how in the world Beyonce not only squeezed into this outfit, but managed to dance, sing, and gyrate sexily in it, I got a dollar for ya. Okay, make that two dollars. (I really gotta know…)

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Paris Hilton’s Music Video for “Stars are Blind”

7 June 2006

Paris Hilton has a music video, which is part of the launch of her music career. No, I’m not shitting you. Paris Friggin Hilton has a music video that is coming out in support of her music career. Which means she has an album coming out. If I’m lyin’ I’m dying. Here’s the first single off her record, called “Stars are Blind.” Once again, I’m not making this up. Paris Hilton actually thinks she can sing and this is her first salvo.

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