The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Deadpool in Marvel/DC Parody Videos

Deadpool just doesn’t get how this whole Marvel/DC parody stuff works, and that’s why we love him. In a non-sex sort of way, ahem. This was done by the same guy. Check out more of his stuff here.

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Nazis. Snow. Zombies. What Else you Need?

Trailer for a Norwegian horror movie called “Dead Snow” about Nazi zombies who rise from the snow-filled mountains to reclaim their ill-got loot from some Norwegian medical students. Lots and lots of gore and plenty of laughs to boot.

Tori Praver aka the Hot Girl in the Arby’s Commercial

Tori Praver is a model, and she’s the hot girl in the Arby’s cheeseburger commercial. You know, the one where schlub is sitting on a bench eating an Arby’s cheeseburger, when this totally hot blonde shows up and starts walking toward him, and he thinks she’s looking at someone else, but it turns out it’s all him? She then gives him her phone number on a sheet of paper, only his hands are so greasy from the cheeseburger he smears her number. Great commercial. Took me forever to figure out who the girl in it was, but I’ve since learned it’s Tori Praver. Check out the commercial below.

If Nerds Ruled the World…

Silly nerds and your delusional fantasies.

Denise Richards’ Funbags

Quite possibly Denise Richards’ best acting job. Ever.

Second Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Trailer

Giant Effin’ Robots are Back! And oh yeah, Megan Fox makes me wanna buy a motorcycle.

The Onion Says Trekkies are Stupid, Boring, Virgins.

It’s funny, cause it’s true.

Modern Warfare 2 Trailer (aka Call of Duty 6)

Forget the “Call of Duty” monikor, the guys behind “Modern Warfare”, the fourth “Call of Duty” game (and in my opinion, the best), is going strictly with “Modern Warfare 2″ for the sequel. Which means no more World War II setting, it’s all about the P90’s and M16’s and helicopter gunships once you hit 7 kills in a roll. The game is scheduled to be released sometime in November of this year, but until then, here’s a teaser trailer for it. Very cool, looks like they’re going the terrorist route on this one. They’ve even put up an official site, though there’s just the trailer (below) there at the moment.

The Dark Knight Meets Superman and the Justice League

Sure, laugh at The Dark Knight if you must, but when the chips are down, he’ll … run out of breath and fall down? That’s the theory behind these series of animations from the College Humor guys, which posits The Dark Knight as just some dude in a bat costume trying to fight real bad guys with the all-powerful Superman and the Justice League. Pretty funny stuff, especially the second video when the other members of the Justice League kept expecting ol Bats to use some of his bat powers cause, well, they can’t believe some guy would just dress up as a bat and not have, you know, bat powers and stuff.

Massive Douchebaggery by Billy Bob Thornton During Interview

Wow, a celebrity with a stick up his ass doesn’t like the fact that a radio interviewer mentions that he’s an actor who got into singing, and not the other way around, so he acts like a total douche bag during the whole 7-minute interview. So wait, Billy, you don’t like the fact that the guy mentioned you’re also an award-winning actor, because you’re here to promote your singing? And he’s like supposed to ignore the fact that you’re an award-winning actor who got famous for his acting first, and his singing second? (I’m assuming he’s famous for his singing. I mean, he’s on tour and shit, after all.) So check out the whole interview. Much props to the interviewer for keeping it cool during the whole thing. Looks like Angelina Jolie traded up after all!

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Date You

Hey, give the girl props, despite all the bullshit she’s gone through in the public eye, Lindsay Lohan is still capable of making fun of herself, or else she wouldn’t have done this faux eHarmony personal ad video for FunnyorDie.com. Tell you what, I don’t care how many prison stints Lindsay’s done, how many pounds of blow she’s shoved up her nose, or how many lesbians she’s munched on in the past year, that is still one smoking hot girl. Hey, who says running around Hollywood partying all day isn’t good for you? Stupid idiots. Look at Lindsay Lohan. Looks pretty damn good to you to me.

Close Range is Sure to be The Hottest Game of the Year

If you can’t tell what that pic to the left is, let me fill you in: it’s a screen capture from what is sure to be the hottest game of the year: “Close Range”! What is “Close Range”, you ask? Glad you asked. It’s a first-person shooter where you play a character who goes around shooting people in the face. Well okay, you don’t actually go around shooting them, they sort of just slide out of nowhere in front of your screen and all you have to do is shoot them in the face. But I’m being overly simplistic. The game is actually more complex and deep than that. Here’s your sneak peek at what is sure to be the greatest game ever made. In, like, EVER or something. Thanks, ONN people.

Jenna Jameson Wants to Teach you How to Make Love to a Woman

In the new movie “How to Make Love to a Woman” Jenna Jameson plays a woman who teaches the main character how to, well, make love to a woman. Which part of the movie title don’t you understand? No idea if the movie is going to be good or not, because it’s a comedy, and comedies are like that, unpredictable. Anyways, the trailer kinda looks good, and Jenna looks incredibly hot in it. Here’s a promo of her from the movie and the movie trailer. Hey, if you need to learn how to make love, why not learn from the best? Exactamundo.

Nicole Scherzinger at Wrestlemania 25

The only thing I like better than watching sweaty, greasy men with way too much muscle fake beating the crap out of each other is a tall, sleek, uber hot singer in the ring singing America the Beautiful. Nicole Scherzinger did just that at this weekend’s Wrestlemania 25, the 25th anniversary of the wrestling event, if you can’t already tell by the name. I have no idea who won or who even wrestled at the event (what am I, a wrestling expert?), but I do know that Nicole Scherzinger was very hot when she did her thing. Pics and video of Nicole Scherzinger at the event below.

Keira Knightley is a Victim of Domestic Violence

Who would have thunk it? I thought celebrities have bodyguards to fight abusive boyfriends. Apparently you can get beaten by your boyfriend even if you’re a world-famous star like Keira Knightley. Or so says this PSA for Women’s Aid in the UK, which has Knightley playing herself, an actress who returns home only to get the stuffing punched and kicked out of her by her douche bag of a boyfriend. Not the prettiest of PSAs, but then again, I suppose that’s the point. Joe Wright, who directed Knightley in “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice” helm this 2-minute spot.

The Pussycat Dolls’ Version of Slumdog Millionaire’s Jai Ho

Okay, I have to admit, anything with Nicole Scherzinger is fine by me. The girl could be painting her toe nails and I might consider paying to watch it. Okay, maybe not, but maybe I will. I’m not saying either way. You just gotta offer me the opportunity and then I’ll decide. Anyways, Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls (which is to say, Nicole) has done a new version of the song “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire”. It’s basically the same instruments as far as I can tell, but with Nicole and the girls and in English. I dunno, sexy, but I sorta like the original better. Maybe it’s because I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying that made it so good.

Twilight Deleted Scene: Edward Wants Butt Sex

See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.

Padma Lakshmi’s Very Scintillating Hardee’s Commercial

How hot is this Padma Lakshmi commercial for burger chain Hardee’s? It’s so hot that I had to learn a new word just to describe it. Yes, that’s right, this is one scintillating commercial. And yes, I know what it means. I had to look it up, I’ll grant you that, but I know what it means now. It means, “Holy shit, that’s Padma Lakshmi, and this commercial might just be the hottest damn hamburger commercial I’ve ever seen, in, like, FOREVER.” Who knew hamburgers could be so stimulating? I mean, I’ve eaten a quarter pounder with cheese once that was pretty good, and a Whopper is good when you’re hungry, but DAAAAAAAAMN.

Random Model of the Day: Hilary Rhoda

Contrary to popular belief, Chevy Chase, Maryland is not named after Chevy Chase the actor, but instead Chevy Chase the magician. Oh I’m just kiddin’ ya, kids. There is no such person as a magician name Chevy Chase. Or at least, that we know of. Hmm. Where was I? Oh right, our Random Model of the Day is Hilary Rhoda, who besides hailing from Chevy Chase, Maryland, has exploded thanks to an appearance in the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. You know, the issue that has nothing to do with sports, and is all about half-naked girls posing on beaches? Thank you, Sports Illustrated! Here are some of Hilary’s highlights from the issue, plus a making-of video, because I’m cool that way.

Crazy Ass Video of the Day: Give’em Hell Malone

Check out this video for a new movie called “Give’em Hell Malone”, starring that Thomas Jane guy from “Punisher” and “The Mist”. It also stars Elsa Pataky, who is bloody hot. In the flick, Jane is a private investigator with a big ass revolver who goes around killing people. Okay I don’t think that’s what he actually does in the movie, but it sure looks like he does a lot of killing in this one. The nearly three minute trailer below is bloody as hell and if this movie looks like a bloody good time. Could have used more Elsa Pataky scenes from the movie, though, but hey, I ain’t hatin’.