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Introducing the Japanese Fashion Fembot HRP-4C
In our latest installment chronicling the lengths the Japanese will go to freak us out, here is your introduction to the HRP-4C. What the hell is an HRP-4C, you ask? ABC has your answer: “The girlie-faced humanoid with slightly oversized eyes, a tiny nose and a shoulder length hair boasts 42 motion motors programmed to mimic the movements of flesh-and-blood fashion models.” Basically, it’s a robot. A walking, creepy (but kinda cute) girl robot. Pictures and video below. You gotta realize, of course, that it’s only a matter of time before futuristic sex slave bots are invented, right? Time to put in your orders now, kids! She only costs, er, 3 million to produce. Maybe they can get the Chinese to make them cheaper…
More Megan Joy and her Ugly Tattoo
11 March 2009
Megan Joy Corkrey, officially now just Megan Joy, it would appear, is the sexiest girl with the ugliest tattoo you’ll see on American Idol. Last year there was that Irish chick, but let’s face it, she wasn’t nearly as hot as Megan. Last night Megan did “Rockin’ Robin” as her Michael Jackson song. It was, er, really weird, but she was really hot, and the song was kinda cool anyways. I wish she would cover up that right arm and stop the goofy dancing, though. I mean, there’s nothing worst than a hot girl who can’t dance. Yow. More Megan Joy for your ogling pleasure.
Star Trek Trailer Actually Looks Great
10 March 2009
I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but holy shit, this latest trailer for “Star Trek” actually looks good. In fact, it looks so good I might even tell people I might go see this thing and not have them look at me like I’m a total loser who has never touched a girl. Okay, so maybe I’ve never touched a girl, but that has nothing to do with this post. As I was saying, this trailer for the Trek reboot looks friggin’ awe-tastic. That’s right, it looks so good I couldn’t just use awesome or fantastic, I had to joined the two words and call it awe-tastic. That’s how awesome/fantastic this thing looks. Check it out for yourself, check it outers. Bonus reason to see this thing: the scorching hot Zoe Saldana plays a young Uhura and Kirk gets to take that hot ass for a spin. Booyah!
New Terminator Salvation Trailer Brings the Machine Ass-Kicking Cool
4 March 2009
You would be forgiven for thinking that “Terminator Salvation” was destined to suck the big suck. After all, it’s being directed by that guy who did “Charlie’s Angels”. You know, the movie with the retarded slow motions and crazy wire-fu that made absolutely no sense? Then he did that football movie that no one saw. What I’m trying to say is, despite all the evidence pointing to “Terminator Salvation” sucking harder than any movie has sucked before, it doesn’t. At least, from the looks of this latest trailer. This thing looks good. I mean, ass-kicking good. So good I want to see this thing, like, today. Or tomorrow. I’m kind of busy today. But definitely tomorrow.
Jai Ho Music Video from Slumdog Millionaire
24 February 2009
Speaking of Freida Pinto and “Slumdog Millionaire” (remember we were just talking about them?), here’s the music video “Jai Ho” from the movie. As we all know, the word “Jai Ho” means “Dude, where’s my loaf of bread? You didn’t steal it, did you?” Because, you know, the movie is about the slums of India, and how everyone there is a thief. Or something like that. Look, it won like a gazillion Oscars. That’s gotta count for something, right? Better than winning none, I suppose. Anyways, here’s that insanely catchy video for “Jai Ho” starring Freida Pinto and those other people. Baila! Baila! Indeed.
Geek Alert: More Big Effin Robots in Transformers 2 Trailer
19 February 2009
The sequel to “Transformers” is called “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. The Fallen is some kind of big ass robot. No, not Megatron, apparently, who I think bit the dust in the first movie. Or not. I only remember a lot of robot ass kicking and Megan Fox making chubbys happen in theaters all across America. So here’s the trailer for “Revenge of the Fallen”. Yes, it rocks. How much does it rock? It rocks so much that I just punched myself in the face and tried to do likewise to my dog, but he was smart enough to avoid my fist. Stupid dog, I’ll never feed him again. Check out the “Transformers 2″ trailer and behold the awesomeness of even more big fucking robots.
PETA’s Banned Superbowl Commercial
29 January 2009
Being a member of PETA is sort of like being a member of the Nazi Party during Hitler’s Germany, minus all the marching and goose stepping. Okay, maybe you do have to do some marching, but there’s probably not a whole lot of goose stepping going on over there, cause as we all know, PETA members don’t step on any creatures big or small, even geese! But I digress. Here’s that PETA commercial called “Go Veg” that NBC banned from showing on their network during the upcoming Super Bowl. It’s ridiculous, of course, but then again, is there anything about PETA that isn’t ridiculous? It’s not even all that sexy, because those vegetables never come anywhere near their naughty bits. It’s basically PETA in a nutshell: one big cock tease with no follow-through.
CNN’s Anderson Cooper Drunk on Air
28 January 2009
Anderson Cooper is one handsome bastard, but apparently Anderson Cooper is also one dumb bastard. I don’t know when this happened, probably sometime during Obama’s Inauguration, because it sure looks like ol Anderson Cooper has had one too many to drink and went on the air all sloshed and slurring his words. Seriously funny stuff, and definitely proves to you that the Cooper man is human after all. And here I always thought he was some weird robotic automaton that Ted Turner created in his basement and sent forth into the world. Glad to know you’re just like us, Cooper! Man, if he was only drunk like this more often, I’d watch CNN more…
Joaquin Phoenix is a Rapper Now
23 January 2009
I absolutely and positively shit you not. Yes. I’m talking about the star of hit movies like “Gladiator” and “Walk the Line”. That Joaquin Phoenix. Well, he’s quit acting to follow his dreams of becoming a rapper. You can’t make this shit up, folks, cause it’s freaky and totally “out there” even by Hollywood standards. Of course it could just be that Phoenix is trying to pull a fast one on us ala Borat, in which case it’s a hell of a performance! Not the rapping part. That’s just retarded. But everything else is pretty funny, though. But it does prove one thing: when you’re a big enough movie star, people will put up with pretty much anything you do, even your delusions of being a rapper. Listen to the crowd hoot and howl like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen.
Still More Proof Chicks Can’t Drive
14 January 2009
Dudes, chicks can’t drive. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. The idea that chicks can drive is just as ludicrous as Bigfoot being real or Michael Jackson once being a black guy. It just ain’t true, and no one can prove it! But what they can prove is that chicks can’t drive. It’s a notion we’ve always known, but now thanks to the invention of video cameras, we finally have our proof. So the next time your wife or girlfriend insists on “borrowing” your car to run to the local drug store for her lady things, think twice cause it might not come back! Or if it does come back, it’ll somehow look smaller, or a little “crumply” if you will. More proof that chicks still can’t drive.
More Proof Kids are Inherently Evil Especially on Christmas
6 January 2009
Aren’t you happy Christmas is over? If you’re a parent, and have those little devils called kids running around, you’re probably breathing a sigh of relief right now that it’ll be another 11 months before you have to do it all over again. But you know what? As bad as your Christmas may have been, it probably couldn’t have been worst than it was for these parents. Getting a tie for Christmas sucks, but getting busted in the head by your toddler with a DVD is worst. In the second video, a kid gets a WII for Christmas and goes nuts. The parents seem pleased by his reaction, but probably because they aren’t aware of the evil that lurks within. I mean, look at the little brat’s face. Tell me this little demonic hellspawn isn’t going to grow up to be Lucifer on meth. The little tyke already looks like he’ll eat my liver if it means he’ll get a free WII game.
Centro Commercials Posit Santa Claus as a Hip Metrosexual Douche Bag
5 January 2009
You know what I hated about Christmas? Oh sure, the presents and joy to the world stuff were pretty rad, as my nephews would say, but the commercials. I especially hate those series of “hip” Santa Claus commercials for the Centro phone, where they turned St. Nick into a skinny metrosexual douche bag who texts on his Centro cellphone and spins records at parties via a chimney. Hey, it’s not like I’m a traditionalist or anything, and it’s not like ol St. Nick is even real, but the “try so hard it’s painful” level of these commercials are downright embarrassing. But hey, see for yourself. If you agree with me, you rock, and if you don’t, eh, go jump off a bridge.
Random Wackinesss: Bush Dodges Shoe, Madonna Slips, T4 Trailer
16 December 2008
Okay, so only two out of these three videos are “wacky” by nature, although if you consider the fact that there’s a guy who goes through life with the name “McG”, I guess that’s kinda wacky in its own right. But if you’re a stickler for it, yeah, Bush getting not one, but two shoes thrown at him, and Madonna falling on her ass during a concert and then trying to pretend like it’s part of her dance routine, are really wacky. The Terminator Salvation trailer, though, is just cool. Plus, Madonna singing. My God that is some Godawful singing. The chick also has the arms of a man. I don’t have muscles that big, for God’s sake. Stop working out so much and have sex with your husband, you has-been hag! But I digress. Some wacky videos for you after the break, and of course by “break” I mean press the continue button, dumbo.
Gaming Rots Your Brain. Also, it Can Turn You Into a Douche Bag.
15 December 2008
Oh, gaming nerds, will you ever kiss a girl before you turn 30? Probably not, but here are two gamers at some kind of convention or competition arena or wherever it is you find guys who takes their gaming way to seriously. These two dudes are apparently on the same team playing against some other dudes, but when one of them loses (or gets killed or something like that) the other dude completely loses it. He also seems to forget that there’s a camera, you know, right next to him and goes off on his buddy. The other guy, realizing the camera is there, tries to calm him down. Check it out — I don’t know whether to laugh at the poor kid or invent an imaginary girlfriend from Canada for him to play with.
And You Thought Leon Lett was a Bonehead…
11 December 2008
Sure, Leon Lett of the Dallas Cowboys is generally regarded as the most talented blunderer in the NFL, but maybe that’s because no one saw this kid yet. I don’t even know his name, and I don’t want to know, because that would just embarrass the kid. Needless to say, pay attention to #1, who has the ball and is running it in for the win when — he stops and lays the ball down — ON THE ONE YARD LINE!!! Yes. It was snowing, and he thought he was in the end zone. I kid you not. One of those, “You have to see it to believe it” plays. I can’t even begin to guess how embarrassed the poor kid felt later on. Leon Lett must be laughing right now. That is, if Leon ever learned how to use the Interwebs, I mean.
(Probably Fake) MSNBC Producer Flips Out on The Air
8 December 2008
So what’s popular in the blogosphere today? Here’s a (probably fake) MSNBC video that purports to show a background/off-the-air MSNBC producer yelling obscenities and directions at his female anchor and another reporter. I’m pretty sure this is fake. First of all, no one could have gotten a job at any television network, much less a major cable network, with this kind of behavior. Right? (Let’s hope so!) Secondly, I’m pretty sure the anchorwoman wouldn’t just sit by as the producer yells out “dumb bitch” and screams obscenities at her as she’s trying to do her job. Fake or not, it’s still funny, though, if only because, well, it’s MSNBC, where you sort of expect this kind of thing to take place. There is a reason everyone else is not MSNBC, and MSNBC is, well, MSNBC, you know. Just pretend it’s real, and the results are pretty hilarious. Or scary. Maybe even both.
Yao Ming Wants you to Eat the Head, Bitches!
24 November 2008
Come on, is there anything more annoying than those Charles Barkley-Dwayne Wade Fave Five commercials for T-Mobile? Seriously, everytime I see that thing on TV, I want to ram my head through the screen. Then the makers of the commercial decided to mix things up and added Yao Ming into the mix. The premise: Charles Barkley and Dwayne Wade are out to dinner at a Chinese restaurant frequented by Yao Ming at Yao’s recommendation. Their first dish are shrimps. Live shrimps. Funny, funny stuff. Check it out. And remember, kids, the head is the best part! P.S. Dwayne Wade’s reaction? Priceless. I don’t know if that’s just good acting or if they sprung that on him without his knowledge, cause it made me laugh my ass off when I first saw it.
Another Reason why Soccer Blows
19 November 2008
See, this is precisely why I joined the Americans Against Soccer Association (or AASA as we like to call ourselves), because soccer blows, and kids shouldn’t be playing it in the States. Here’s a good example of why soccer sucks: the French plays it. I mean, come on, the French! Those guys haven’t enjoyed doing something yet that has been worthwhile. But hey, don’t let my totally illogical bias against the French sway you. Check out this footage of a soccer move gone terribly, terribly wrong. Then listen to the kids laughing as one of their own takes a shot to the face. See what I mean? Soccer doesn’t just suck donkey balls, it also turns your kids into bastards! Now you understand? (P.S. AASA is currently accepting applications for new members…)
More Proof Chicks Can’t Drive
11 November 2008
You know that old chauvinist saying that girls can’t drive? Well sure, it’s very macho and demeaning to woman, but you know what else about it? It happens to be true! (Or at least, that’s what I tell my buddies when I’m with them. When my girlfriend is around, I of course will demand they apologize for such a neanderthal thinking.) Of course, the truth is, chicks really can’t drive. Take a look at this surveillance video from a gas station. Pay attention to the woman who has just bought a pack of smokes at the beginning and goes out the door. She gets into her car, reverses, and before you know it — BAM! Right back into the store. P.S. I love the last guy who didn’t get out of the way. Dude, the damage is already done, stop running like a little girl!
When did Vanessa Hudgens Become a Black Woman?
26 June 2008
So, um, when did 20-year old Vanessa Hudgens, the girl from the Disney Channel who nearly FUBAR her career when she got frisky and sent nekkid pictures of herself to her boyfriend, turn from a cute, almost-show-up-half-naked-in-Maxim into a 50-year old black woman? I have no idea, but I swear, if I didn’t see that little tight body of Vanessa Hudgens running around (with that “Oh come on, you know I’m nasty” look on her face) in this video for “Sneaker Night”, I would swear that it was a 50-year old black woman doing the singing. And in case you didn’t hear, what this means is basically they’re going to dance. Dance. And dance. Um. Music video below. Crappy song, to be sure, but there’s nothing wrong with that body and “do me” expression.
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