I gotta tell you, if I knew the women who plays tennis nowadays would look like Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and Serbian tennis babe Vojislava Lukic, I would have taken up tennis. Well, okay, I tried to play tennis for a while, but that was only because I was really bored and my brother happen to have a couple of rackets, and he never had anyone to play with, so I sort of filled in every now and then. But man, if I knew the girls that would be populating the tennis tour would look like Vojislava Lukic? Holy mother of God. I would have hired every tennis pro I could find to teach me how to play just to rub shoulders (and other body parts, ahem) with these women. Tennis rocks!
10 October 2007