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The Hills Girls Bikini Pictures

4 September 2007

Here’s a question I’ve always wondered: If you’re the stars of a Reality TV show that chronicles your life and dating habits, where do you go when you’re not being filmed? Or is there ever a time when you’re NOT film? Do you ever get up in the morning and go, “Dude, I hate going to work?” Because, well, your life IS your work? Anyways, nevermind all that. MTV’s “The Hills” is back, and the girls of the show recently spent their time at the beach in their bikinis throwing a football around. Now I’ll grant you that I can’t tell the girls apart, except for Lauren Conrad, the most attractive one in the bunch and who looks very yummy in her two-piece bikini, but as for the other girls, um, your guess is as good as mine. I don’t see Heidi anywhere, though…

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Lauren Conrad and Girls of The Hills Season 3

7 August 2007

Hey look, kids, it’s California Stereotype Central — aka the cast of MTV’s “The Hills” Season 3! Yes, that’s right, the Cali girls and their ridiculously inane problems are back. It’s Lauren Conrad fretting about her boy problems, Heidi Montag introducing the gang to her new implants, Whitney Port explaining the magazine business to her buds, and Audrina Patridge getting cozy with Lauren in Heidi’s old pads. Can you say, “Potential lesbian action”? Okay, so you can say that, but it’s probably not gonna happen, which is a damn crying shame. Anyhoo, here are the girls in their show’s Season 3 promos. I gotsa get me to California and hang out in them hills…

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