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Willa Ford Maximal Hotness

You gotta hand it to Willa Ford — she’s spent the last half dozen years trying to get a singing career going, but that seems to have fallen by the wayside, and she seems to be concentrating on acting now. Her best, and probably biggest role to date is in “Impulse”, where she plays a (it goes without saying) sexy businesswoman who is stalked by a fat, ugly dude. Soon, you’ll be able to see her in her really first big Hollywood movie, the “Friday the 13th” remake. That’s right, folks, no more crappy Anna Nicole TV movies or lingerie bowls for our Willa Ford. She’s moving on up, to the East Side, where she’ll finally get a piece of the piiiiiiiieeee. Where was I? Oh right, and she’s also on the cover of the current Maximal issue. Yum, pie.

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Willa Ford is Anna Nicole: The Movie Trailer

Oh come on, admit it, you’re dying to see this train wreck of a movie (kinda like the woman herself — wait, too soon?), so in service of giving my readers (yes, all two of you) what you came here for, here’s the movie trailer for “Anna Nicole”, the made-for-TV movie starring Willa Ford as … wait for it, wait for it … Anna Nicole. It’s directed by Keoni Waxman, veteran of way too many TV movies for someone who (probably) graduated film school with plans to make it big in Hollywood, and written by Joseph Nasser, whose name shows up at the start of the movie as the owner of the production company behind the movie. Wait, did this dude write the movie and then spent his own money to make it? Possibly. Of course I could probably do a little googling and come up with an actual answer, but nah, it might turn out to be wrong and that would just torpedo the last few sentences, which would just suck.

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Willa Ford is Anna Nicole Smith in ANNA NICOLE

It’s been how long since Anna Nicole Smith’s death? A week? A month? Two months? (As you can probably tell, I don’t keep up with this crap.) Regardless of how long it’s been (or how long it hasn’t been, actually), a movie is already in the works about the fallen Playboy model turned Reality TV joke called, appropriately enough, “Anna Nicole”. Variety reports that dancer and singer (and most importantly Maxim covergirl) Willa Ford will be playing Smith from age 17 until her death in February at 39. I wonder how they’re going to do the weight change? As we all know, Anna went from Playboy fit to sit-on-the-couch groaning obscenely fat, before trimming down again.

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Willa Ford Lingerie Bowl Promos

So there was this thing where hot women in lingerie pretended to play football during halftime of the Superbowl on Pay Per View TV. It’s been going on for a few years now, too, although I’ve never actually met anyone who will admit to having paid to see it. Anyways, why not? I’ve seen more ludicrous things, such as Michael Jackson. According to Wikipedia, Ford is listed as a “American dance-pop singer-songwriter, producer, and occasional television personality and host”. Okay, I get the “American” part, but I don’t get the rest of it. How can one woman be a dancer, pop singer, songwriter, producer, TV personality, and a host? Isn’t that type of resume only reserved for girls like Kelly Ripa? But I digress.

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