You know what I hated about Christmas? Oh sure, the presents and joy to the world stuff were pretty rad, as my nephews would say, but the commercials. I especially hate those series of “hip” Santa Claus commercials for the Centro phone, where they turned St. Nick into a skinny metrosexual douche bag who texts on his Centro cellphone and spins records at parties via a chimney. Hey, it’s not like I’m a traditionalist or anything, and it’s not like ol St. Nick is even real, but the “try so hard it’s painful” level of these commercials are downright embarrassing. But hey, see for yourself. If you agree with me, you rock, and if you don’t, eh, go jump off a bridge.
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