Child Beater 2 — Fighting is Still Bad!

Rocky, the hero of the first Child Beater — okay, okay, so calling him “hero” is a bit much, but he was the star — returns to take on the two kids that beat his sorry ass last time around. This time, though, Rocky has a secret weapon — he’s brought his 2X4 with him, and he’s ready to get some sweet vengeance via Walking Tall. If you thought watching a grown man kick and flip kids around was fun, watch him go at them with a 2X2. Okay, okay, so it’s not really a 2X4, it’s more like one of those snow, children’s toys that breaks apart when you hit someone with it. Anyways, it’s still funny as hell. I’d love to get a DVD of this if I could, I’m laughing my ass off here.

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