Christina Aguilera Pimps the Kid Out for Votes

16 June 2008

Topics: Christina Aguilera, Random Politics

Christina Aguilera isn’t just a pop star and former drrrty girl (you just know that that little “drrrty” phase of hers is going to follow her to the end of time, don’t you?), she’s also concern about voting. And she wants you to vote. And she doesn’t care who you vote for, either, as long as you vote. Oh who am I kidding. Of course she cares who you vote for. His first name begins with “B” and ends with “k”. If Christina Aguilera and her ilk even considers voting for someone without a “D” in parenthesis at the end of their name, their heads would probably explode. By the way, is it just me, or is that kid of hers nearly half her size already? Good God, Christina Aguilera really is a midget.


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