Christina Aguilera Shills for Pepsi

12 July 2006

Topics: Christina Aguilera

File this one under, “See, this is why I don’t drink soft drinks anymore”, because nothing says “Refreshing taste” like hiring a skanky midget with an unnatural voice to sell your ads for you. And by that I of course mean here’s pop idol Christina Aguilera in ad promos for Pepsi soft drink. Or “pop” for you Easterners. (And of course by “Easteners” I mean you weirdos who calls soft drinks “pops”.)


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