Chuck Norris vs. the Blendtec — WHO YA GOT???

1 January 2008

Topics: Chuck Norris, Funny Stuff

No one can stop Chuck Norris, not even the Blendtec blender, and as we all know, the Blendtec blender can stop anything, even a cadre of the world’s baddest bad guys. Now if you combine Chuck Norris with the Blendtec blender, and it’s goodbye city for bad guys everywhere. Behold, the Blendtec and Chuck Norris, teaming up to rid the world of bad guys everywhere. God Bless Chuck Norris and Blendtec.


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