Close Range is Sure to be The Hottest Game of the Year

8 April 2009

Topics: Funny Stuff, Videos

If you can’t tell what that pic to the left is, let me fill you in: it’s a screen capture from what is sure to be the hottest game of the year: “Close Range”! What is “Close Range”, you ask? Glad you asked. It’s a first-person shooter where you play a character who goes around shooting people in the face. Well okay, you don’t actually go around shooting them, they sort of just slide out of nowhere in front of your screen and all you have to do is shoot them in the face. But I’m being overly simplistic. The game is actually more complex and deep than that. Here’s your sneak peek at what is sure to be the greatest game ever made. In, like, EVER or something. Thanks, ONN people.


Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face


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