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This is, bar none, the best thing to happen to Reality TV since Britney Spears showed the world what a frakkin’ moron she is with her show Chaotic. In this one, you have Danny Bonaduce, who looks like the Hulk on steroids, and Jonny (Jon Dalton) Fairplay, that dork from Survivor who told everyone his grandma died so he would get the sympathy vote. So they’re at some Reality TV shindig, up on stage, when Fairplay hops into Bonaduce’s arms and starts, from what I can tell, dry humping his face. So what does Bonaduce do? He does what any man would do — he throws Fairplay over his shoulder and to the floor, where Fairplay’s face said “Hi!” to the floor. Word is, Fairplay lost a couple of teeth, and is now suing Bonaduce for assault! Talk about great moments in TV.