Daryll Hannah Finally Manages to Get Arrested

You know that saying about has-been actors, that they “can’t even get arrested”? Well, Daryll Hannah, who once upon a time had an actual movie career (remember “Splash”?) has managed to get arrested. Or at least removed from the tree that she was humping — er, I mean, hugging. She was apparently protesting some urbanal renewal that she didn’t want to happen or somesuch. Eh, who cares, it’s hippie crap, and as Eric Cartmen would say, “Hippies piss me off!” But check out Daryll here, wasting taxpayer dollars so she can get back on the news. They should have just trank her and let her fall out of the tree like they do to runaway bears that climbs up trees. Now I’d pay to see that!


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