Dear Sean Avery: May I Please Have Your Sloppy Seconds, Sir?

4 December 2008

Topics: Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel Hunter, Sports Stuff

If you don’t know who Sean Avery is, then you either don’t watch NHL hockey (you know, that sport where grown men slide around in skates on ice with a stick and hit each other over the head with said sticks? no, no, not the one with the girly men and their wacky tricks, but the other thing with skates and ice), because Sean Avery has been all over the news after going on public TV and calling Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter, two of his former girlfriends who are now dating other men, “sloppy seconds”. Now a lot of people are hating on my man Sean Avery, but I ain’t one of them. In fact, I’m such a big fan of Sean Avery, that I would like to invite him to send me some of his future sloppy seconds. As long as, you know, they look like the two women below.


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