Deutchland’s Collien Fernandes

Hamburg, Germany resident Collien Fernandes is German, but the name makes you think Spaniard, or Italian. Personally, everytime I run across a German woman who isn’t tall, blonde, and has blue or green eyes, I’m always confused. It’s entirely my fault, of course, and has nothing to do with Germans as people. I’m sure they’re all lovely. In fact, if I ever meet a German in real life, I’d like to invite her to lunch and I’ll even pay. Okay, I’ll even split the check. I ain’t payin’ for no one, German or not. Where was I? Oh right. Here’s a completely random dose of Collien Fernandes. She’s got a body to die for. Mind you, not that I’d kill anyone for a woman’s body, but you know, if I had to…

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