Donald Trump Approves of Underage Drinking

That is, as long as you’re 20-year old, blonde, super hot, and has a smoking body like the current Miss USA, Tara Conner. After news became public that the Miss USA committee and Donald Trump, who is part owner of the crown, were considering revoking Conner’s tiara for “personal behavior” problems (i.e. she drinks when she’s not supposed to and likes sneaking men into her apartment), Trump said today that Miss USA will get a second chance. I.e. “You’re not fired!” All of this is actually pretty funny, especially considering that Conner turned 21 just this Monday! You can read the rest of this brouhaha here.

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