British model/actress Elizabeth Hurley cares about breast research, and we’re proud of her, because we care about Elizabeth Hurley’s breasts…research, too. Here’s Elizabeth doing a Breast Cancer Research Foundation gig. But forget that for a moment. Let me talk about breasts for a second here. I love breasts. There are two things in this world that I love more than breasts, and that’s the right and the left breast. Seriously, when God created women and slapped those two hills on them, he knew what he was doing. If you give man a choice between breasts and a nice car, they’d go with the breasts. Or at least I would. But then again, I’ve never touched a live breast before, and you know, the anticipation is killing me. (I could just steal a car…)
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