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Celebrities tossing first pitches at baseball games are a dime a dozen, and most of them aren’t worth talking about. How did you like that retarded shit Mariah Carey pulled at the mound a few weeks back? Talk about assbackwards moronic. Emmanuelle Chriqui recently tossed out the first pitch at a Dodgers-Cubbies game in Los Angeles, and let me just say, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. She looks mighty fine doing it; but post-Mariah Carey, anyone who doesn’t look like a total retard standing out there on the mound is a-okay in my book. Check out Emmanuelle Chriqui tossing a ball around. That’s right, Emmanuelle, clutch that ball tightly…