Emmy Rossum Destined to Give Boys Dragon Balls
If you close your eyes and listen closely, you can hear the Dragonball geeks out there screaming because they think the upcoming “Dragonball” movie is going to blow chunks harder than Rosie O’Donnell after a buffet gone terribly, terribly wrong. But hey, we aren’t Dragonball fans, so any movie that puts Emmy Rossum in a skin-tight uniform and allows her to show off her nice curves, we’re for one hundred percent. I call it our, “hot chick in hot outfit” rule, which basically has only one criteria: hot chick in hot outfit. Seriously, are you even paying attention here? Anyways, here are a couple of promos of Emmy Rossum from “Dragonball” the movie. Dragonball? More like blue … balls. Get it? Blue? Balls? Dragonball? Oh man, I’m a goddamn genius.

