I know that Eva Longoria is one of the stars of ABC’s aging (har har, I guess that has more than one meaning now, huh?) TV show Desperate Housewives, but other than that, I know nothing else about her. Oh right, she’s also married to San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker. But other than those two — okay, I probably more other things about her, but I would prefer not to, because frankly it doesn’t matter as long as Eva Longoria continues to shill for Bebe Sports by slipping on a two-piece bikini and looking finer than fine. Seriously, the woman is just out-of-this-world fine, and if you disagree, I’ll have to come over and give you a swift kick in the nuts. I mean it.
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