Evangeline Lilly is Single? Call Me!
So rumor on this thing we call the Interweb is that Lost star Evangeline Lilly is now single and ready to mingle. And of course by “rumor” I mean I read it somewhere or saw it on TV somewhere and is so senile that I can’t remember. But I digress. So Evangeline Lily is PROBABLY single again, and one would suspect, ready to mingle. As you’ll recall, she was dating, and was even engaged at one point to that hobbit Dominic something or rather. Does it matter what his name was? I think not. In any case, so Evangeline Lilly is single again, and my phone still isn’t ringing. Evangeline, come on, baby, what’s the hold up? You know you want a piece of this. Get on the phone already! I’m waiting…

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